Forum gossip thread

[Biggie Smiles]

Hoor wars --

Now that brings back some fond memories of a time very much missed -- both online and off.

anyway, 17 years ago I made this parody clip to capture the essence of the epic battle between betrayed wives and their adulterous arch enemies

[Reggie Essent]

yes.  She was in chage of the betrayed wives clan fighting the good fight against women who openly admitted to being the other woman

It was hysterical in so many way

Those were the days old friend

I remember now.  Didn't we start calling her Cooter or something?

Those were fun times.

[Biggie Smiles]

I remember now.  Didn't we start calling her Cooter or something?

Those were fun times.

Yeeeees...     she fucking hated that.

then there was me, a double agent operative at BOTH secret hideaways stoking the flames for the amusement of our home board

I actually had two of the hoors wanting to date me and some of the betrayed wives considering abandoning their husbands for me

I was like 'this can't be real... I'm here to troll you and you want to fuck me?  "

those were some great times

[Reggie Essent]

Yeeeees...     she fucking hated that.

then there was me, a double agent operative at BOTH secret hideaways stoking the flames for the amusement of our home board

I actually had two of the hoors wanting to date me and some of the betrayed wives considering abandoning their husbands for me

I was like 'this can't be real... I'm here to troll you and you want to fuck me?  "

those were some great times

It was great bringing it to the home board so none of us had to go anywhere for our daily entertainment.

[Biggie Smiles]

Damn... ya'll got me sifting through my old youtube with a nostalgia now

who remembers the history channel? And their documentary about their being some hidden meaning within the words of the bible which can only be extracted with complex linguistics algorithms in shit

Well, if you've ever had the joy of reading one of Poofer's lengthier posts in his truest form you'll see why this parody video is so funny

[Biggie Smiles]

It was great bringing it to the home board so none of us had to go anywhere for our daily entertainment.

These broads used to burn through forum after forum like a swarm of angry termites



then they hit trollvalhalla and we were like 'sure, we'll host you fucking silly werd war and laugh at you all for it, why not"

2 or three of them growling and hissing at each other were good for 200+ new posts on a weeknight. Easy

that shit was hysterical to me.

[Biggie Smiles]

What was even funnier is that the blood feud was so strong that once two of them got into a death grip with each other there was NOTHING you could do to distract them

Nothing at all. them came for blood and blood is what they were going to get, so just get out of the way! I tried everything short of posting videos of their children being held hostage in some Islamic bunker and they didn't flinch. Just kept scratching and hissing and pulling hair.

it was pretty epic

[Biggie Smiles]

Not for nothing tho but some of those other women were fine as fuck

I got some really good nudes out of them while I camped at their super secret board. Whereas the battered wives looked even less appealing than Oak  -- as in .. I wouldn't fuck one of them with a dick tied to the end of a fishing rod

and I'm the guy who fucked murdock... so that alone should give you some perspective here.

I can totally see why those husbands were cheating on those cunts

[Reggie Essent]

Not for nothing tho but some of those other women were fine as fuck

I got some really good nudes out of them while I camped at their super secret board. Whereas the battered wives looked even less appealing than Oak  -- as in .. I wouldn't fuck one of them with a dick tied to the end of a fishing rod

and I'm the guy who fucked murdock... so that alone should give you some perspective here.

I can totally see why those husbands were cheating on those cunts

I remember the Other Hoors making fun of Muffin's skin problems.  They were vicious as fuck.

[Biggie Smiles]

I remember the Other Hoors making fun of Muffin's skin problems.  They were vicious as fuck.

Her skin looked like it had just been hit by a meteor shower

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Hoor wars --

Now that brings back some fond memories of a time very much missed -- both online and off.

anyway, 17 years ago I made this parody clip to capture the essence of the epic battle between betrayed wives and their adulterous arch enemies

OMG!!!  I remember DaOutskirtz!  That place was far superior entertainment than a lot of the shit on cable.   

[Herman]

Hoor wars --

Now that brings back some fond memories of a time very much missed -- both online and off.

anyway, 17 years ago I made this parody clip to capture the essence of the epic battle between betrayed wives and their adulterous arch enemies

Hoor Wars

[Herman]

Dude. Poofer tried to claim that whole thing with me was some elaborate troll to make flaming great again.

 The funniest part is we had that conversation. He knew how i felt about doxxing or having things blasted online. That it wont ever work with me because i dont CARE.

 And he DOES care. Deeply. He cares how he looks on these forums VERY much.

 So im not what he was trying to do by crossing that line with me but he sure lost his shit something feirce lol.

 I was accused of "net deading" him....i did nothing to that fool that he wasnt trying to do to me first. Bahaha. He should have listened.

 I wont even bother denying things. I literally told him "people who try that PI shit with me always have a really bad time. I dont care about any of it and they just get madder and madder and make the entire forum about me".

 If me sucking a dick or two in a Starbucks bathroom spices up peoples week who am i to deny them?

 He is lucky im merciful because that switch almost became a whole graphic novel lol. I almost let my daughters just have it.

 He doesnt have the resources to have that kind of attitude because for me it will become about the principle and once im standing on a conviction its game over. I wont budge at all.

 My ex was on his way to the post office with that goddamn thing and Poofer had to start sending me threats that if i dont ship it immediately he is gonna do something.

 So i called my ex and told him NOT to ship it. Throw it in a dumpster.

 Do NOT ever come at me like that. Ill let the world burn just to make sure you dont get your way.

Troll my ass. Martini is a fucking parasite who don't look after his kids and sponges off of gals. 

Him and that prick owner of BF are the only folks on these forums I hate.

[Herman]

Jack, a 72 year old self professed "Troll King" who gets trolled by a dot...ummm whaaa??

I thought it was a parody account at first, but this is real. A 72 year old who posts like an autistic 15 year old who plays Fortnite all day and uses Internet top tier internet slang like, You have been PWNED HAHAHAHA, I WIN Thanks for playing, or he parrots some "flame" that was directed at him back at you.

Then he will spam a thread with that technique where you scroll down for miles typing letters, producing a post filled with nothing but blank space forcing you to spin your mouse wheel for at least 30 seconds to get to the next post in the thread.  So infantile, thin skinned and I won't even even mention his good gurl art.

When I take a look at that forum, the oldest of the old farts spend the most time on BF. I am talking that Jackass guy, Apegirl, X and old Joe. They are all really old and forums are all they do.

[Biggie Smiles]

Hoor Wars

Brother -- you truly missed the golden age

and I personally would have loved to have you there. brother from another mother. for sure!