Forum gossip thread

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17K in some third world funny money were each American dollar translates into 17.6 trillion in local currency. maybe

the devil is always in the details

₡17,000 Costa Rican Colóns.

Can you fucking believe its colóns, now at least we know why he moved there the great big spaz..

 

[Shen Li]

I remember him posting pictures of his meager shoebox kitchen with those dogshit composite countertops and  cheesy, hideous looking, fabricated wood cabinets that you could pick up near next to the dumpster at any home deport in America.

Fuck me doing a handstand - I could fashion higher quality cabinetry with a fucking pix axe and some low grade plywood

he was so proud of his little slice of heaven though. I'm talking Forrest Gump excited - complete with the shit eating grin and all. 

then I came along with pictures of my kitchen which was pretty much like pitting the burj khalifa against some local tent community in San Francisco.

He was fit to be tied 

Besides his cognitive impairment, Seatard has little man syndrome. Getting red-faced jealous over pics of ur kitchen.

[Biggie Smiles]

17K rug   

That fucking hovel he calls  a home doesn't even have paved floors and he's talking about laying a rug down?

A rug atop of what? Weeds and racoon nests?

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17K rug   

That fucking hovel he calls  a home doesn't even have paved floors and he's talking about laying a rug down?

A rug atop of what? Weeds and racoon nests?

Cat shit was the forum consensus.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Besides his cognitive impairment, Seatard has little man syndrome. Getting red-faced jealous over pics of ur kitchen.

Speaking of little man

Did you see the pic he posted where he was eye level with the towel bar in his cheesy closet sized bathroom?

Now I know construction methods may be a bit questionable in third world shit holes where fire is still considered a new and exciting modern marvel but I cannot imagine that thing being any taller than 4ft. 

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Speaking of little man

Did you see the pic he posted where he was eye level with the towel bar in his cheesy closet sized bathroom?

Now I know construction methods may be a bit questionable in third world shit holes where fire is still considered a new and exciting modern marvel but I cannot imagine that thing being any taller than 4ft.

Napoleon syndrome must be a bitch.

[Biggie Smiles]

A 17K rug in an area of the world where people live on sand sandwiches and toilet water smoothies and he has not been relieved of it on, like, day one?

yeah sure 

[Shen Li]

Speaking of little man

Did you see the pic he posted where he was eye level with the towel bar in his cheesy closet sized bathroom?

Now I know construction methods may be a bit questionable in third world shit holes where fire is still considered a new and exciting modern marvel but I cannot imagine that thing being any taller than 4ft.

No, but he posted a pic years ago with a local woman and she was about 2 inches taller than him.

He claimed he is 5 foot 6. He looks really short.

[Biggie Smiles]

Napoleon syndrome must be a bitch.

Indeed. He spent YEARS calling me short only to find out that a towering 5' 9" is at least 3 inches taller than he is --

and that's when he has his heels on

[Biggie Smiles]

No, but he posted a pic years ago with a local woman and she was about 2 inches taller than him.

He claimed he is 5 foot 6. He looks really short.

2 inches taller? Christ. And those women in Guam or where the fuck he's languishing in these days are certifiable midgets 

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Indeed. He spent YEARS calling me short only to find out that a towering 5' 9" is at least 3 inches taller than he is --

and that's when he has his heels on

Shit I won't tell him how tall I am I have about as much of his attention as I can tolerate already.

[Biggie Smiles]

Boy -- I still remember the fit he threw when I posted pictures of my kitchen.

Perhaps this idea that I have 30 or 40 family members living with me to help with the finances is the best coping mechanism they could come up with to quell their nerves?

[Biggie Smiles]

Let's get the juices flowing on my haters

little close to Christmas time picture of my living room for the mutants to seethe at

[Shen Li]

2 inches taller? Christ. And those women in Guam or where the fuck he's languishing in these days are certifiable midgets 

That is why a few of us think he is exaggerating the paltry height he claims to be.

[Shen Li]

Let's get the juices flowing on my haters

little close to Christmas time picture of my living room for the mutants to seethe at

Nice living room Biggz.