Forum gossip thread

[Blazor]

Yeah he saw me make a comment about a "hair wash" day. I dont wash my hair everyday.

 Which is completely normal for many women....I dont have fine, thin hair. I have VERY thick, very long hair. If I washed it daily it would turn to straw.

 And really thought he had something here and he has been attached to me ever since.

 Of all the fucked up shit I have said online, who knew that would be the thing that makes a grown man cry the most.

 A man who sleeps in dumpsters with raccoons, and looks like a man who sleeps in dumpsters with raccoons 

Its been over 4 years and he is STILL on that?

[formosan]

Its been over 4 years and he is STILL on that?

That should last about four minutes in my humble opinion.

[DKG]

I had that imbecile on ignore for so long at one point I even forgot he was on the ignore list to begin with

I Had just assumed he succumbed to his wounds during some shower slippage event where he was trying to tie his shoes while the water was running

or at least that's what I was hoping happened to that drooling moron

He thinks repetitive idiocy is funny.

[Blazor]

He thinks repetitive idiocy is funny.

Hang on hang on.... let me do my impersonation of an X post.....


                    

              

        

[DKG]

Hang on hang on.... let me do my impersonation of an X post.....


                    

              

        

That is him.

[Dove]

Its been over 4 years and he is STILL on that?

 Not so much that but he makes sure to quote my posts and whine about how i....post.

 

[Herman]

Not so much that but he makes sure to quote my posts and whine about how i....post.

 

That retarded monkey complains about your posts??

[Shen Li]

Hang on hang on.... let me do my impersonation of an X post.....


                    

              

        

BULLSEYE!!

[deport_liberals]

That is him.

Homo emoticus

[Dove]

That retarded monkey complains about your posts??

 Haha yep. 

[Frood]

Slipped on his VO5 oil treatment 

 

I swore by that stuff when I had long hair.... but the only problem was that from the back, dudes would mistake my long lustrous mane for a tall hawt brunette, and cat call me. It made for too many awkward moments.... 

[Dove]

I swore by that stuff when I had long hair.... but the only problem was that from the back, dudes would mistake my long lustrous mane for a tall hawt brunette, and cat call me. It made for too many awkward moments.... 

 My man actually came to me and asked me to pick out his shampoo and hygiene products.

 This is a man who has MOCKED me....for YEARS, given me so much shit, called me a "hippie", who now always buys the organic/eco friendly options without any prompting from me whatsoever who now wants me to chose his products for him lol 

 His head gets insanely flakes and he gets some sort of exema. He has been using cheap, garbage drug store brands for years and once I introduced him to my "hippie" stuff now its like a whole world opened to him lol.

 I got him some Biolage with zinc and a scalp scrubber lol. We cant share shampoo because I have very thick hair and he....doesnt lol.

 I have also completely phased out all the shitty chemicals in the house and we are now using clean ones safe for pets. He swore up and down my preferred stuff "doesn't work".....but now he says the house feels so much cleaner.

 Ive completely assimilated him to my crunchy "hippie" ways. In 10 years he will be living in a Yurt with me and using a compost toilet lol.

[DKG]

dudes would mistake my long lustrous mane for a tall hawt brunette, and cat call me. It made for too many awkward moments.... 

Seamoron still does doesn't he?

[Blazor]

I swore by that stuff when I had long hair.... but the only problem was that from the back, dudes would mistake my long lustrous mane for a tall hawt brunette, and cat call me. It made for too many awkward moments.... 

Lol reminds me of the time I dressed as an Indian warrior... from the back folks mistook me for Pocahontas! Was too funny to watch their faces when I turned around, you'd think they saw a ghost or something lol.