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Forum gossip thread

Started by Trump’s Niece, May 20, 2022, 03:56:08 PM

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Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on Today at 09:35:13 AMWTF? He should send his dik pics to Murdy and Aidsman. They always down!

 I still have his weird messages where he started apologizing and begging me to forgive him and calling me pretty after I VERY politely said "no thanks"

 And he was in the shout-box last week begging Murd to DM him lol.

 I'll say it again...he had to beg MURD  :Doh2:  :crampe:
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deport_liberals

Quote from: Dove on Today at 07:47:03 AMMy contributions to the gossip thread

 Oliver Shagnasty outted himself as a porn sick gooner and admits that he begs for cyber sex in every womans inbox

 X reads this thread and got emotional over me saying I don't post my minor daughters photo online uncensored because she isnt old enough to consent.

 That actually made me feel kinda icked out.

 That is all. I think Murd tried to back away from the whole Irish island homestead thing lol.

 She got all ass hurt because the men were doing that "rate the female posters for hotness" and they agreed myself and Flea are top tier hot, whilst Murd and Oak are basically repugnant livestock.

 She started whining and talking about how there is more to a person than looks  :facepalm:  :crampe:

Pair him off with murdoch.  It might just cure him.
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Dove

Quote from: deport_liberals on Today at 09:54:23 AMPair him off with murdoch.  It might just cure him.

 Everytime I go over to BF and see i have a DM i take a minute to check. I feel like "aaahhh feck here we go" and i have to prepare myself lol.

  :facepalm:
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It's Poppy

#19683
Is it true that Fredricka achieved the "Admin award" by spending an aggregate of at least 8 hours per day logged in at BF. The award for this accomplishment is a Mod Panel and someone said she is now a mod. Grats to Fredricka for attaining 100% brain rot!!

Yanno, I picture these people attending a weekly alcoholic anonymous type meeting where they stand up and announce, "It's been six months since I touched grass" and everyone cheers and the person is handed a "I am a loser" challenge coin.


You might as well consider BF members as Matrix style human batteries at this point, a person suspended in a Pod filled with Bio Juice powering the website, flatulence bubble rising to the surface signaling shit posts.

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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on April 05, 2026, 10:57:49 PMAnd FUCK!

In a tent, but U2 will still FUCK!

Congrats Blaze. You need to get laid.

Lol, its not like that lol.

Besides, ol' Oerdin said he had a harem of cum dumpsters over there lol, never know what might happen over there lol.
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Blazor

Quote from: Dove on Today at 03:02:49 AMIf you have an opposite sex bestie, I HIGHLY recommend making that more than friends.

 It will be the best relationship you ever have lol.

There is a LOT of levels lol. Do you remember when I sent you Halloween pics, the girl in some of the photos, that's my bestie  :drunk2:
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Blazor

Quote from: DKG on Today at 08:15:25 AMA full size pint of draft is nine bucks at the neighbourhood sports bar I frequent. If I based my tip on $1 a pint, it would be close to ten percent.

Yeah thats about right. A beer pour only warrants $1 or so. But if Im at a restaurant or something, that's when it becomes 20% for me.
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Dove

Quote from: Blazor on Today at 10:21:53 AMThere is a LOT of levels lol. Do you remember when I sent you Halloween pics, the girl in some of the photos, that's my bestie  :drunk2:

 I have learned the HARD way, that ideal marriage is basically best friends who have sex.

 That's the exact person you should be with  :drunk2:
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formosan

Quote from: Blazor on April 05, 2026, 10:14:30 PMMy best female friend been out there for 3 years. She been wanting me to come visit her for a couple years, and we figured with my time off, this was the time. Other than that, I only see her once a year when she visits here.
I see.....we drove to San Diego when we took a family trip to Disneyland when my children were much younger.....you'll like San Diego.
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Blazor

Quote from: Dove on Today at 10:44:59 AMI have learned the HARD way, that ideal marriage is basically best friends who have sex.

 That's the exact person you should be with  :drunk2:

I absolutely love how happy you two are together  :drunk2:
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Dove

Quote from: Blazor on Today at 11:09:35 AMI absolutely love how happy you two are together  :drunk2:

 I cant believe how fast time is flying.

 Ive been here with him for 3 years and it still feels like I just got here

 It's exhausting how into him i am. I used to be the Ebenezer Scrouge of romance and now I do things I would make fun of other people for doing lol

 I got the brain damage   :facepalm:
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Blazor

Quote from: Dove on Today at 11:23:00 AMI cant believe how fast time is flying.

 Ive been here with him for 3 years and it still feels like I just got here

 It's exhausting how into him i am. I used to be the Ebenezer Scrouge of romance and now I do things I would make fun of other people for doing lol

 I got the brain damage   :facepalm:

Lol, sounds like how a relationship supposed to be lol, and you finally found it  :drunk2:
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Dove

#19693
Quote from: Blazor on Today at 11:55:16 AMLol, sounds like how a relationship supposed to be lol, and you finally found it  :drunk2:

 I'm completely and utterly spoiled too

 Hopelessly addicted to this mans attention

 We still text all day  :facepalm:  I realized the other day that im still texting all day and talking for hours to the same person I was laying on the floor of my childhood home talking to on my corded phone until sunrise.

 And then sneaking back to bed and pretending I was sleeping lol

 We just do not get bored of eachother at all.

 That's what you gotta do. An opposite sex best friend is exactly the one you should be with.

 Bang her in the tent, Blazor. It'll be great lol.
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