Forum gossip thread

[Lab Flaker]

It's fun to watch you guys go at it.

I know this old nigger dude that knows how to smoke carp just right.  He can make that sewer fish taste like heaven.

Carp actually don't taste bad at all, but it all depends on their environment. If they're mostly living off molluscs and worms, and vegetable that's not bitter...their flesh can be quite sweet.

Government normally puts it out there that carp are shitty eating because they don't want people flooding their waterways and lakes with a prolific breeder and non-native species. It's as simple as that...

[Reggie Essent]

Carp actually don't taste bad at all, but it all depends on their environment. If they're mostly living off molluscs and worms, and vegetable that's not bitter...their flesh can be quite sweet.

Government normally puts it out there that carp are shitty eating because they don't want people flooding their waterways and lakes with a prolific breeder and non-native species. It's as simple as that...

Yeah, the ones the old nigger smokes are old river giants that feed on muck. But the way he smokes it makes it taste heavenly.  I can only imagine how good your fat pet goldfish would taste if smoked that way.

[Lokmar]

Sounds like you're mistaken once again. A big black momma just needs to sit on your face and polish your lil crome-dome and I'm sure things will click into place.

NO THANX!!!!!

[Lokmar]

I think the world would be a better place if we made Coloured gals instead of war.

I bet the smell is AWFUL! 

[Frood]

I think the world would be a better place if we made Coloured gals instead.

[Lab Flaker]

Yeah, the ones the old nigger smokes are old river giants that feed on muck. But the way he smokes it makes it taste heavenly.  I can only imagine how good your fat pet goldfish would taste if smoked that way.

Dude...what did I just say? They're up to $1000.00 each... I could buy up to 20 tomahawk steaks for that amount!
Besides the wife has pet names for most of them, and I have almost 100 and counting...

[Lab Flaker]

Muy exotica!!!!