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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Reggie Essent on April 13, 2026, 06:19:54 PMIt's fun to watch you guys go at it.

I know this old nigger dude that knows how to smoke carp just right.  He can make that sewer fish taste like heaven.

Carp actually don't taste bad at all, but it all depends on their environment. If they're mostly living off molluscs and worms, and vegetable that's not bitter...their flesh can be quite sweet.

Government normally puts it out there that carp are shitty eating because they don't want people flooding their waterways and lakes with a prolific breeder and non-native species. It's as simple as that...

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 13, 2026, 06:30:22 PMCarp actually don't taste bad at all, but it all depends on their environment. If they're mostly living off molluscs and worms, and vegetable that's not bitter...their flesh can be quite sweet.

Government normally puts it out there that carp are shitty eating because they don't want people flooding their waterways and lakes with a prolific breeder and non-native species. It's as simple as that...

Yeah, the ones the old nigger smokes are old river giants that feed on muck. But the way he smokes it makes it taste heavenly.  I can only imagine how good your fat pet goldfish would taste if smoked that way.

Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 13, 2026, 05:23:00 PMSounds like you're mistaken once again. A big black momma just needs to sit on your face and polish your lil crome-dome and I'm sure things will click into place.

NO THANX!!!!!

Lokmar

Quote from: Herman on April 13, 2026, 05:43:44 PMI think the world would be a better place if we made Coloured gals instead of war.

I bet the smell is AWFUL!  :facepalm:

Frood

Quote from: Herman on April 13, 2026, 05:43:44 PMI think the world would be a better place if we made Coloured gals instead.

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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Reggie Essent on April 13, 2026, 06:58:50 PMYeah, the ones the old nigger smokes are old river giants that feed on muck. But the way he smokes it makes it taste heavenly.  I can only imagine how good your fat pet goldfish would taste if smoked that way.

Dude...what did I just say? They're up to $1000.00 each... I could buy up to 20 tomahawk steaks for that amount!
Besides the wife has pet names for most of them, and I have almost 100 and counting...

Lab Flaker

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formosan

Quote from: Lokmar on April 11, 2026, 06:19:13 PMIt all started because I hate faggits and want them all dead just like God does.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord isn't really being slow about his promise, as some people think. No, he is being patient for your sake. He does not want anyone to be destroyed, but wants everyone to repent.
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Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 13, 2026, 05:24:47 PMIf I take out the apadravya and block two holes, I can pee standing up you lil shit. Get it right!

Got it, so when you stand, you have to "play your flute".
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Brent on Today at 11:31:06 AMA ceasefire. Which side will break it first.

Smart money is on it never actually going into effect since the firing would have to cease at some point for that to happen.
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Lokmar

Quote from: formosan on Today at 09:41:33 AM2 Peter 3:9
The Lord isn't really being slow about his promise, as some people think. No, he is being patient for your sake. He does not want anyone to be destroyed, but wants everyone to repent.

Here is the entirety for perspective:

The Day of the Lord

3 Dear friends, this is now my second letter to you. I have written both of them as reminders to stimulate you to wholesome thinking. 2 I want you to recall the words spoken in the past by the holy prophets and the command given by our Lord and Savior through your apostles.

3 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.

8 But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare.[a]

11 Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives 12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat. 13 But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, where righteousness dwells.

14 So then, dear friends, since you are looking forward to this, make every effort to be found spotless, blameless and at peace with him. 15 Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul also wrote you with the wisdom that God gave him. 16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction.

17 Therefore, dear friends, since you have been forewarned, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by the error of the lawless and fall from your secure position. 18 But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and forever! Amen.


As far as NT views on kweirdos, Jesus says to throw these degenerates out of the church or Jesus will disown the entire church. Revelation 2. What do we see today? Kweerdo women in the pulpit!