Forum gossip thread

[Lab Flaker]

Got it, so when you stand, you have to "play your flute".

WTF man!? It's fucking optional whether I want to play it like a skin flute bru!

So like I'm out in the field and I need to chuck a piss. I'm not going to squat down like a Sheila and all...
Nah man...I just look around and duck behind a tree, remove the bolt, and then play it like a fucking skin flute bru! Innit!?

[Lab Flaker]

Bruh, you sit when you pee 

Nah listen here bru... what's with the fucking "facepalm" bullshit fucking?? Hey? You normally greet me smilie faces and lols bru!?

No more facepalms from you my bru, or I'm gonna haunt and rape you in your dreams hey!

Let me explain your Dreamtime nightmare:

You gonna be fucking dreaming of practicing the violin whilst farting gently under the covers minding your own business. Meanwhile I'm gonna fucking ghost through the door like a turd burglar and rip the covers off so fast that they'll dreamtime disintegrate into the ethereal planes.

Then my ghost, with a nasty 12" fairy-floss cock, will spin you around in a sugary flash, spread apart your bum-flaps and fuck you so hard like an animal...it will be soul-destroying!

You will not get closer to God in this dreamtime scenario on account of your bruised aura and crushed soul.

I just want to get that straight hey... no more facepalms my bru... or really bad juju will be coming your way!

Yoo heawd it hewe fiwst!!

       

[formosan]

Here is the entirety for perspective:

The Day of the Lord

3 Dear friends, this is now my second letter to you. I have written both of them as reminders to stimulate you to wholesome thinking. 2 I want you to recall the words spoken in the past by the holy prophets and the command given by our Lord and Savior through your apostles.

3 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.

8 But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare.[a]

11 Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives 12 as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat. 13 But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, where righteousness dwells.

14 So then, dear friends, since you are looking forward to this, make every effort to be found spotless, blameless and at peace with him. 15 Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul also wrote you with the wisdom that God gave him. 16 He writes the same way in all his letters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction.

17 Therefore, dear friends, since you have been forewarned, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by the error of the lawless and fall from your secure position. 18 But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and forever! Amen.


As far as NT views on kweirdos, Jesus says to throw these degenerates out of the church or Jesus will disown the entire church. Revelation 2. What do we see today? Kweerdo women in the pulpit!

Bear in mind that our Lord's patience means salvation

God wants everybody to be saved through Jesus.

[Blazor]

WTF man!? It's fucking optional whether I want to play it like a skin flute bru!

So like I'm out in the field and I need to chuck a piss. I'm not going to squat down like a Sheila and all...
Nah man...I just look around and duck behind a tree, remove the bolt, and then play it like a fucking skin flute bru! Innit!?

 

Its good to have options! You can play the harmonica or the flute! lol

[Blazor]

Nah listen here bru... what's with the fucking "facepalm" bullshit fucking?? Hey? You normally greet me smilie faces and lols bru!?

No more facepalms from you my bru, or I'm gonna haunt and rape you in your dreams hey!

Let me explain your Dreamtime nightmare:

You gonna be fucking dreaming of practicing the violin whilst farting gently under the covers minding your own business. Meanwhile I'm gonna fucking ghost through the door like a turd burglar and rip the covers off so fast that they'll dreamtime disintegrate into the ethereal planes.

Then my ghost, with a nasty 12" fairy-floss cock, will spin you around in a sugary flash, spread apart your bum-flaps and fuck you so hard like an animal...it will be soul-destroying!

You will not get closer to God in this dreamtime scenario on account of your bruised aura and crushed soul.

I just want to get that straight hey... no more facepalms my bru... or really bad juju will be coming your way!

Yoo heawd it hewe fiwst!!

    

Don't tempt me with a good time, I haven't had any action in forever lol.

Lol, dude, I been hitting you with laughy reps, just so you didn't get your panties twisted, and now look at you....