Forum gossip thread

[Blazor]

Hey yo... yo hey!!

Mate, I thought you were taking a bit of a dim view of life with the hand covering the face... you did it with other members too.

I thought, "Hey c'mon...let me get my lil confederate pal going all slap-stick, happy-go-lucky again.

Lol...you must be toight like a toiger hey, what with no rooting and all!? You need to pick yourself up and go whoring... you know, just to knock the top off the froth, if you know what I mean?

Wink,wink...nudge,nudge...blind as a bat!

 

Awww, cheers my friend 

I have been going through a lot, but I still keep smiling my friend, no worries!

Did you know I had ACL surgery recently?

[Lab Flaker]

Awww, cheers my friend 

I have been going through a lot, but I still keep smiling my friend, no worries!

Did you know I had ACL surgery recently?

No I didn't know... how are you pulling through?

[Blazor]

Hey also listen...

Speaking about pink panties... you know I have a glorious member and massive set of balls right!?

Right...so years ago this 6'1" control-freak, hippy girlfriend of mine at the time, wanted to go out on the tiles, and for me to wear her pink panties. I asked her if she was a bit dizzy, and she replied to me that it would be fun, and that she would wear her buttplug to spice things up!

So I said okay...

So there I was standing in front of the mirror, wearing her pink panties, and observing the dramatic change. You know panty material is really flimsy and not designed to hold any amount of bulk hey!

I couldn't keep my nuts in... fuck the moose knuckle, this crotch bitch looked like the elephant man had two tumours for ears! It was completely obnoxious even to look at.

Anyway, to cut a long story short...I tucked it away as best as I could, she inserted her buttplug, and off we went.

We played pool at the pub. Every time I would try concentrate on a shot, my nuts would remind me that going commando is really the only way to be, and I shouldn't allow myself to be pussy-whipped into submission.

I eventually put both my nuts to one side, and a semblance of comfort was restored... somewhat!

On the other hand, Dolores was in tight Levi jeans, and every time she bent over and took a shot, the outline of the buttplug handle would revel itself.

Enough was enough...we needed to FUCk!

We were both so horny and left the pub in a mad rush. We didn't even make it out of the car park. I ended up bending her over the bonnet of a car out back, rear-ending her there and then, making the beast-with-two-backs!

We had some serious anal sex...and it lasted for a glorious 10 seconds at least.

Yeah...lol...fuck a duck!
 

Good story 

Kinda reminds me of how freaky me and my wife use to be, where we would randomly go at it in all kinds of places lol. Keeps it spicy 

Bro, I swear underwear manufacturers are idiots. I hate most underwear. Too much fabric! We go hard, our boys need to breathe!!! Started as a kid with underoos, those were cool with the prints on 'em lol. The whitey tighties I didn't like. I switched to boxers as a teen, but I got tired of how they would ride up and CRUSH your balls! Then I found these briefs, that had no fly, and were mesh. Those were amazing, but they quit making them! I mean, my junk could breathe! They came out with boxer briefs, but I took one look at them, and was like "we are going backwards guys! Too much fabric!". Eventually I found some bikini briefs, no fly, very light fabric, my boys can breathe, but not as good as the mesh ones did. The only complaint, is I think the person that designed them, thinks we have tiny penises and big asses! Why cant we have custom shit! Switch it up for those of us with tiny asses and big dicks!!!

   
   

[Blazor]

No I didn't know... how are you pulling through?

Healing good!!! Tore it completely on my birthday around Halloween lol, had surgery after new Year, they had to take hamstring to replace it with, lost a lot of quad and calf too, been rebuilding it. I go back to work on May 4th.

[Lab Flaker]

Good story 

Kinda reminds me of how freaky me and my wife use to be, where we would randomly go at it in all kinds of places lol. Keeps it spicy 

Bro, I swear underwear manufacturers are idiots. I hate most underwear. Too much fabric! We go hard, our boys need to breathe!!! Started as a kid with underoos, those were cool with the prints on 'em lol. The whitey tighties I didn't like. I switched to boxers as a teen, but I got tired of how they would ride up and CRUSH your balls! Then I found these briefs, that had no fly, and were mesh. Those were amazing, but they quit making them! I mean, my junk could breathe! They came out with boxer briefs, but I took one look at them, and was like "we are going backwards guys! Too much fabric!". Eventually I found some bikini briefs, no fly, very light fabric, my boys can breathe, but not as good as the mesh ones did. The only complaint, is I think the person that designed them, thinks we have tiny penises and big asses! Why cant we have custom shit! Switch it up for those of us with tiny asses and big dicks!!!

   
   

Underpants don't fit me...I'm a medium waist, but large crotch. I've gone commando since my teens.

You guys have a cold climate, so the extra warmth is needed in winter. I live in the sub-tropics...prior to that, the tropics. Airflow is imperative given the high humidity.

[Lab Flaker]

Healing good!!! Tore it completely on my birthday around Halloween lol, had surgery after new Year, they had to take hamstring to replace it with, lost a lot of quad and calf too, been rebuilding it. I go back to work on May 4th.

I've got two MCL injuries... one I've been carrying for over 20 years. I go holistic on almost everything. There's been mixed results with MCL surgery.

I can block most pain out...both mental and physical.
I've had plenty of practice...

 

[formosan]

Healing good!!! Tore it completely on my birthday around Halloween lol, had surgery after new Year, they had to take hamstring to replace it with, lost a lot of quad and calf too, been rebuilding it. I go back to work on May 4th.

I hope you are one hundred percent by then Blazor.

[Brent]

He hardly poasts since Trump's Niece exposed his appreciation of Ian Watkins. 

Unfortunately jackassass is still leading a troop of gooning perverts across the internet.

He should be given the same chemical castration drugs he wants the government to supply to little boys.