Forum gossip thread

[Dove]

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

 Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

 At least that's how I heard it.

 Such an odd rumor. Right up there with that celebrity who had her stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen (that was Lil Kim, than Madonna, ect) and the ones who had ribs removed to suck their own dick (Marilyn Manson).

[Dove]

I once sent this video to an ex boyfriend who was trying to talk sexy to me in text message and started trying to involve my dainty butthole

https://youtu.be/t9aW5fy5HSo?si=4Coz0CRERcGL6TZC

Amen.

[wizer]

Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, make me sneeze.. They look the same, they act the same, the VJs are  all the same whether they're backwards, forwards, sideways, inside out or upside down.

Whether it's So Yung, Won hung low, Shen Li or Som Tin Wong, it's all the same.

All kidding aside, this brings back a sad memory. I had a friend, an older guy who was chinese or whatever like I said they look the same so who knows. Like most of 'em he smoked one cigarette after the other and had bad emphysema. Trying to understand that chink accent with the rasping breath was a monumental task.

One day we were hanging out and he was hoarse and sort of whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then he suddenly collapsed and fell to the floor as I tried to catch him. He died right in front of me. After the funeral I thought about his last words and I said them into Google Translate.

"Chun Yu Yan" means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

[wizer]

I have a whole theory on this being more about dating dynamics than genuine desire.

 I could be wrong but I refuse to believe there is a substantial amount of women who actually want that. Or enjoy it.

Well you're speaking from a position of no experience.

I can think of 3 examples that dispute your theory.

My exwife. We experimented with it some years into the relationship. Parden my analogy but she took to it like candy to a baby. She asked for it many times when it wasn't even on my mind and her excitement level was clearly elevated as compared to VJ sex.

A woman I dated for 10 months that I will call Sharon because that's what her parents called her. A sexy irish blonde, a short while into the relationship after we'd been intimate she said something to the effect of "you can fuck me in the ass if you want". Things had been humming along rather well to that point so I don't see any reason for her to bring it up other than for her own enjoyment.

Then there was my recent 10 year relationship. She had a long history of anal sex and told me she was really into it. Again, why even mention it if it wasn't the subject of conversation and things were good in other areas which at least as far as I can tell they were. And if they weren't, and anal sex wasn't enjoyable to these women then it doesn't make sense to bring it up.

I enjoyed it with some women only because as they got older things loosened up a bit and with one woman I felt like I was fucking a mop bucket. Anal sex with her was the only way I could stay hard and I mean you can feel every thrust like 10x more than when you're pounding a VJ.

But the shitty aspects of it all was a turnoff, like I said there were a few crappy moments. I developed a cardinal rule that I will pass on to anyone considering this activity. No pulling out until you're both done, and when you do, it's gotta be sloooowww. Don't wipe your dick on anything and NEVER, EVER look down. Go right to the nearest sink and wash yourself off before even considering doing a post coital inspection. Do not ask me how I know this.

[wizer]

I had another Asian buddy back in college but he wasn't all that much fun to hang out with.

His name was Phil Ming and he was ALWAYS taking pictures.

[wizer]

Shen Li

Let's put this conflict to rest by having a staring contest!

HaHa I win you blinked!

What do you mean it's not fair because your eyes are "like that".

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well that's a relief because I didn't share with you a related fact which is, as you know, just before a person dies, their life flashes before their eyes in a series of random visual photos. Had you eaten out Murdock what you had seen back then would have been one of the last things you'd EVER see. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Eat her out lol.  Id sooner set myself on fire

[wizer]

Eat her out lol.  Id sooner set myself on fire

Honestly, I'm not sure which would be worse. Burning alive in a fire would be quicker or at least, seem that way.

[formosan]

No. It's a super secret hideout for hogs and homos

lol Biggie, it's a half 4h club.

[formosan]

Most of us are on the pre banned list.

That's too bad....or maybe it isn't.

[Lokmar]

Oh I do know her? Huh. I remember this board 10 years ago. I remember this board when it was brand new actually.

No way was it Berry Sweet or Renee lol.

Oh I know......Dinky?! Lmao!

Seriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

Those lies harm women because then our men hear that garbage and think "Oh yeah, yeah women DO like that. Maybe I'll try shoving my thumb in my wife's butthole later" and yeah....we dont need that lol.

That's why I always challange that one rouge female weirdo when she talks about how much she just loves having things jammed into her ass in front of men. I gotta step up and be the voice for us normal women. I'm here for those decent women in the kitchen or at work or in the garden whose man is here reading this and thinking how tonight is the night he surprises her with The Spocker. Or the Shocker. Or whatever they call it when they just go on and help themselves to the No Zone.

Don't do it,Sirs! If she hasn't ask by now....just dont do it lol.

Because you know men will try it if they hear another women praising it. They always think if a few like it we ALL do.

Maybe your butthole is defective? 

I've got a buddy who's wife, well, girlfriend at the time, would rub his asshole with her finger when he was banging her. He said he was into it....surprised at first, but into it.

Butt play is nasty to me. i mean, you're gonna get shit on whatever comes into contact with that asshole.

OOOF! I just remembered a story from the 90's! A dude at one of the car dealerships (salesman I think) was ass ramming some 304 that also worked at the dealership and he pulled out and had a bean on the end of his dik. He says this bitch slurped it off!!! 

There's some fukin freaks out there!

[Lokmar]

I have a whole theory on this being more about dating dynamics than genuine desire.

 I could be wrong but I refuse to believe there is a substantial amount of women who actually want that. Or enjoy it.

 I mean. We have a clitorus. I cannot even fathom being in a state of arousal....and wanting him to just bypass the clitorus and instead just go and tear up my asshole. The one part of my body that induces anxiety if anything touches it.

 Plus as you said, it's a microbial nightmare. Even "clean" there is fecal matter and bacteria that WILL enter the dick hole and that CAN and likely will be transferred to the vagina.

 Even if I was willing to get past the blinding pain of stretching an orfice....a vulnerable orfice...well past the point its designed to stretch, id be laying there just thinking about all the e coli and wondering how much boric acid i have in the cabinet. Wondering what this is going to do to my PH and knowing I'm probably not going to let him penetrate me again for at least a week until I know no infection will happen.

 I'd feel absolutely filthy and NOT in some hot, sexy way.

 Now I can understand men being into having their prostate stimulated. And that CAN be done without putting anything into his asshole......if you know anatomy well enough. I dont care about going in but I know how to do it both ways.

 THAT i can comprehend. But women? All we have down there is a poop chute lol. ALL the fun stuff is in a neat and nice package called the vagina lol.

As someone who's had a prostate exam, I cannot imaging anything pleasant about it. I literally saw fukin starts with my eyes closed it was so uncomfortable.

HELL NAW!

[Lokmar]

Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

 At least that's how I heard it.

 Such an odd rumor. Right up there with that celebrity who had her stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen (that was Lil Kim, than Madonna, ect) and the ones who had ribs removed to suck their own dick (Marilyn Manson).

Thats a rip off from the old Rod Stewart rumor that he allegedly had to have his stomach pumped after blowing all his band members. I remember hearing that in the 80's.

[Lokmar]

Well you're speaking from a position of no experience.

I can think of 3 examples that dispute your theory.

My exwife. We experimented with it some years into the relationship. Parden my analogy but she took to it like candy to a baby. She asked for it many times when it wasn't even on my mind and her excitement level was clearly elevated as compared to VJ sex.

A woman I dated for 10 months that I will call Sharon because that's what her parents called her. A sexy irish blonde, a short while into the relationship after we'd been intimate she said something to the effect of "you can fuck me in the ass if you want". Things had been humming along rather well to that point so I don't see any reason for her to bring it up other than for her own enjoyment.

Then there was my recent 10 year relationship. She had a long history of anal sex and told me she was really into it. Again, why even mention it if it wasn't the subject of conversation and things were good in other areas which at least as far as I can tell they were. And if they weren't, and anal sex wasn't enjoyable to these women then it doesn't make sense to bring it up.

I enjoyed it with some women only because as they got older things loosened up a bit and with one woman I felt like I was fucking a mop bucket. Anal sex with her was the only way I could stay hard and I mean you can feel every thrust like 10x more than when you're pounding a VJ.

But the shitty aspects of it all was a turnoff, like I said there were a few crappy moments. I developed a cardinal rule that I will pass on to anyone considering this activity. No pulling out until you're both done, and when you do, it's gotta be sloooowww. Don't wipe your dick on anything and NEVER, EVER look down. Go right to the nearest sink and wash yourself off before even considering doing a post coital inspection. Do not ask me how I know this.

Maybe you got them saggy bawlz that bang the clit just right when your pounding away on that asshole? 

[Brent]

Maybe your butthole is defective? 

I've got a buddy who's wife, well, girlfriend at the time, would rub his asshole with her finger when he was banging her. He said he was into it....surprised at first, but into it.

Butt play is nasty to me. i mean, you're gonna get shit on whatever comes into contact with that asshole.

OOOF! I just remembered a story from the 90's! A dude at one of the car dealerships (salesman I think) was ass ramming some 304 that also worked at the dealership and he pulled out and had a bean on the end of his dik. He says this bitch slurped it off!!! 

There's some fukin freaks out there!

Scat fetishists are the freakiest of the freaks.