Forum gossip thread

[Brent]

Dude I think that was Japanese women and it's the vagina is backwards.

 At least that's how I heard it.

 Such an odd rumor. Right up there with that celebrity who had her stomach pumped from swallowing too much semen (that was Lil Kim, than Madonna, ect) and the ones who had ribs removed to suck their own dick (Marilyn Manson).

That is an urband legend about Marilyn Manson.

[wizer]

he pulled out and had a bean on the end of his dik. He says this bitch slurped it off!!! 

There goes breakfast.

[wizer]

Maybe you got them saggy bawlz that bang the clit just right when your pounding away on that asshole? 

Not back then, nowadays I gotta stop frequently to pull them back onto the bed.

[Dove]

Thats a rip off from the old Rod Stewart rumor that he allegedly had to have his stomach pumped after blowing all his band members. I remember hearing that in the 80's.

 Its been Rod Stewart. Its been Lil Kim. It's been J Lo. There is a whole list.

 What's interesting is, this went around before the internet, and somehow no matter where you lived you heard this rumor. Everyone has. Everyone.

 Think about that lol.

[Dove]

Maybe your butthole is defective? 

I've got a buddy who's wife, well, girlfriend at the time, would rub his asshole with her finger when he was banging her. He said he was into it....surprised at first, but into it.

Butt play is nasty to me. i mean, you're gonna get shit on whatever comes into contact with that asshole.

OOOF! I just remembered a story from the 90's! A dude at one of the car dealerships (salesman I think) was ass ramming some 304 that also worked at the dealership and he pulled out and had a bean on the end of his dik. He says this bitch slurped it off!!! 

There's some fukin freaks out there!

 Ewwwwww wtf!

 I dont know what's worse. The fact he was just banging a stranger in the asshole or...that. Yuck.

 He should have slapped her.

[Lokmar]

Ewwwwww wtf!

 I dont know what's worse. The fact he was just banging a stranger in the asshole or...that. Yuck.

 He should have slapped her.

I bet he didnt kiss her after that! 

[Dove]

I bet he didnt kiss her after that! 

 I'd be put off going down on a man again if he had his dick in my ass
 

 Thats never gonna happen so it's a non-issue lol

[wizer]

That Sharon chick I mentioned earlier was totally good with me pulling out of her ass and sticking my cock in her mouth just before I came.

No hesitation whatsoever. I wonder if she liked the taste.

[Lokmar]

I'd be put off going down on a man again if he had his dick in my ass
 

 Thats never gonna happen so it's a non-issue lol

Aww, fuk! Sorry, but its been like 30 years since I heard this story prolly 4th hand at best. FWIW, I did know the car salesman somewhat....

Anywho, she DID try to kiss him and he was like "No fukin way!" 

[Lokmar]

That Sharon chick I mentioned earlier was totally good with me pulling out of her ass and sticking my cock in her mouth just before I came.

No hesitation whatsoever. I wonder if she liked the taste.

Did you kiss her after?

[wizer]

Did you kiss her after?

I NEVER kissed her are you out of your freaking mind???!!

[Lokmar]

I NEVER kissed her are you out of your freaking mind???!!

LOL! Just curious. Did she ever TRY to kiss you?

[wizer]

LOL! Just curious. Did she ever TRY to kiss you?

Only once.

[Lokmar]

Only once.

That sounds about right. At least she was a quick learner!

[wizer]

That sounds about right. At least she was a quick learner!

Smart girl that one. Only had to be taught something once.