OMG I did a colon cleanse this morning

[cw_]

What kind of junk are you eating?   Maybe try an apple, grapes, or a cutie to satisfy a sweet tooth.  The only other thing I got is exercise to burn off calories.  Maybe put on some music and dance, or go for a walk.

[Blazor]

What kind of junk are you eating?   Maybe try an apple, grapes, or a cutie to satisfy a sweet tooth.  The only other thing I got is exercise to burn off calories.  Maybe put on some music and dance, or go for a walk.

Thats what I told her works for me, dancing  ac_dance

[Breakfall]

When I was around 14 years old we had this tropical cyclone with some massive waves. I was caught on the inside when a big close-out set broke. I turned around and went prone in an attempt to catch the big foamy to shore. Next second the wave slammed me from behind with such force that the water shot up the sides of my board shorts and straight into my bum. I was literally shocked and nearly shat myself. I ran up the beach and straight to the toilet. The salt water stung like something nasty. My mates couldn't stop laughing at my shituation...



 ac_crying

[Dove]

Eat a salad.

I do. All I usually eat is salad and grilled chicken. Lately I've been messing up tho.

 You gotta eat more than just salad and chicken. You are gonna cave in to junk if that's all you are eating.



 Eat some fruits like CW said.  You can even get some dark chocolate. Cacao. Make ice cream or cookies from bananas.  Try that chocolate moose made from avocados I posted.  Everyone here loves that stuff.



 I swear this colon blasting stuff has to be a CA thing lol. I almost actually did this but my husband talked some sense into me lol.  Isnt that pretty uncomfortable?

[Trump’s Niece]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

[Dove]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

 That's rough lol



 Not to delve too deep into TMI but I HATE shitting. Until I got a hand held bidet I would literally force my "schedule" so I could go and then shower afterwards lol.

[Breakfall]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

They don't realise that a hose up the arse does wonders! Ask anyone with a gastric illness. Erica, this world is abound with dumb fucks!

[Frood]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

They don't realise that a hose up the arse does wonders! Ask anyone with a gastric illness. Erica, this world is abound with dumb fucks!

You've let a guy lay hose up your arse before?



Were there pillow mints after?

[Breakfall]

Yes, Dovey. I'm still being "cleansed" and it's been 3 days

They don't realise that a hose up the arse does wonders! Ask anyone with a gastric illness. Erica, this world is abound with dumb fucks!

You've let a guy lay hose up your arse before?



Were there pillow mints after?

I had a chick that insisted on putting a hose up my arse in yesteryears gone bygones. She was a 6'2" feminist hippie that was ten years older than me. I fucked her up the arse anyway over a Holden bonnet outside Clansy's Fish Pub in Fremantle, WA.

 

[Trump’s Niece]

Oh my goodness lmao

[Frood]

6 foot 2... ?



Sounds a bit trannie.....

[Trump’s Niece]

Like a killer tranny

[Anonymous]

Breakie does the enema thing for pleasure rather than health reasons evidently.

[Frood]

Like a killer tranny

I was browsing at a Footlocker in Fountain Gate many years ago and a 6 foot 2 (at least) was trying to reach a box of shoes overhead to retrieve for a customer.



I offered my help and between my legs and her height, we were able to pull it down between us.... then she made those lovely eyes at me and I immediately felt bad because I had a great wife and she thought there was something possibly budding... so I left quickly.



I'm only 6 foot tall...

[Anonymous]

Like a killer tranny

I was browsing at a Footlocker in Fountain Gate many years ago and a 6 foot 2 (at least) was trying to reach a box of shoes overhead to retrieve for a customer.



I offered my help and between my legs and her height, we were able to pull it down between us.... then she made those lovely eyes at me and I immediately felt bad because I had a great wife and she thought there was something possibly budding... so I left quickly.



I'm only 6 foot tall...

Women over 6ft are a nope for me, unless they're in heels obviously.