I have this nearly knee length Arctic rated jacket....

[Frood]

....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.



Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.





It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....

[Poppy]

....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.



Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.





It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....

Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.

[Frood]

....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.



Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.





It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....

Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.

I posted that? Are you positive it wasn't someone else?



I'm a chronic wiper.

[Erica Mena]

....that I'm wearing right now and I've extreme morning flatulence.



Every toot just sits there in limbo going nowhere.





It must be similar when fat naked people fart except they can't remove layers and air out their droopy genitals and muffin top....

Wow, simply wow, is all I have to say. This is even more astounding than that post where you said you didn't need to wipe your asshole because you popped out a turd so cleanly.

WHAT?!

[Frood]

Oh noes.... Poppy just started WIPEGATE.

[Erica Mena]

Poppy claims you don't wipe your ass. How would he know?

[cw_]

It was posted on the internet.  Try to keep up.

[Frood]

Poppy claims you don't wipe your ass. How would he know?

It's either made up or he has posters confused.



I'm the dude who will burn through a quarter of a TP roll in a single sitting.  

[Poppy]

Look at Freud overcompensating now by claiming to go through a whole roll of tp with each bowel movement, next he will say he's cleaning his asshole with dish detergent and a high-powered washer.

[Frood]

You may have a reading problem, Bubbles....

[cw_]

I suspect he uses a bidet.

[Frood]

I suspect he uses a bidet.

He'd have to take off his girly backpack or the bottom could get dampened and stained....

[Poppy]

Can we get a decision from Flea on whether or not Freud is permitted to start any more juvenile threads in this subforum?

[Frood]

Don't be a little bitch, Popples.



At least try not to.

[Breakfall]

I suspect he uses a bidet.

Bidets or hose attachments are essential to clean oneself appropriately. There's nothing worse than a person that smears away their shit with toilet paper, scrunched, folded or otherwise, and thinks that they're going to come up smelling like strawberries. I think the world could learn from the French and Eastern cultures. It's elementary hygiene aka potty 101.