King Martini’s official statement

[KM]

(Ahem)



Yesterday night, a knuckle dragging moron was cucked by this forums admin over a troll that happened three years ago.



Real men, ladies and gentlemen, don't get cucked.



Now, before we can "move forward", we have to delve back into the past a bit for the umpteenth time for the geriatric Neanderthals present.



Many of you morons here, we're not privy to flame forums.

And because of this, many of you wouldn't have survived being on a flame forum. What happened three years ago was "creating content". A landmark in verbose "next level" thinking that the flotsam to this day is still posting about it, and over on another forum, are trying to recreate it.



Ladies and gentlemen, I am a great content creator, and proud American. When Lincoln freed the slaves, did idiots not try and talk shit about him? When George Washington killed all the Nazi's, we're their not those of limited brain functionality who tried to take that away from him?



You are hating on moi, not because I am the greatest influencer in this community, but because I am American.



(Places hand over heart)



Oh mother liberty, for this back woods scum of igloo and hockey pucks knows nothing of being a patriot. For their jealousy of three robust colours, red, white, and blue blinds them into being the wretched villains nothing short of Russian, Putin cock suckers.



I am the embodiment of American pride. And I will keep fighting the good fight of quality, American content for I love my country.



God bless King Martini, and by golly, god bless America 🇺🇸

[Anonymous]

Yes, God bless Globohomo & the Zionist Occupied States of America.  ac_toofunny



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[Frood]

Lincoln only issued an edict to free Southern slaves while he was at war with the South late term. It didn't apply to the Northern allies just above the Mason Dixon line. They could still keep their slaves.



The Emancipation Proclamation was just an act of war.



When you understand that, American History 101 quickly comes unglued...

[Erica Mena]

Herman will return in a few hours. I think he was drunk last night.

[KM]

Herman will return in a few hours. I think he was drunk last night.

Have no fear, Flea.



As an American, I will stand, united, towards those who will try and bring us, the free, down.



Thomas Jefferson once said and I quote;



" I might have invented the light bulb, but King Martini invented quality content"



Just as my forefather's, I carry this mantle of fine American with pride. They will never bring me down. I am at the top of the mountain, but only half way up.



Let those who read this know;



King Martini is back. The Goat, and if I'm not the goat on second on the list. Scratch that, I AM the goat.



It's time many here actually see what quality content is.

[Erica Mena]

I don't want politics or personal attacks. Looks like I might have to turn off guest posting as well.





For the record, I don't have to be fair unless the owners of this forum say so. Everyone has been following the rules. Sad that certain people keep trying to stir chaos.

[KM]

I don't want politics or personal attacks. Looks like I might have to turn off guest posting as well.





For the record, I don't have to be fair unless the owners of this forum say so. Everyone has been following the rules. Sad that certain people keep trying to stir chaos.

Read the DM I send you in two seconds.

[KM]

I don't want politics or personal attacks. Looks like I might have to turn off guest posting as well.





For the record, I don't have to be fair unless the owners of this forum say so. Everyone has been following the rules. Sad that certain people keep trying to stir chaos.

I got more Stans then the hand tool section at Lowes.



Let these bitches post

[Breakfall]

I don't want politics or personal attacks. Looks like I might have to turn off guest posting as well.





For the record, I don't have to be fair unless the owners of this forum say so. Everyone has been following the rules. Sad that certain people keep trying to stir chaos.

I got more Stans then the hand tool section at Lowes.



Let these bitches post

* ...more Stans than**



Please use Engrish gramma braaah!

[KM]

I blame my iPhone

[Breakfall]

I blame my iPhone

Predictive text is a biatch!

[Erica Mena]

They can't flame without getting personal. Notice how Freud and Poppy are doing it? No personal attacks? Some people are not capable of it.

[Poppy]

Don't be afraid to ask CW for help with setting up an avatar, KM.

[KM]

They can't flame without getting personal. Notice how Freud and Poppy are doing it? No personal attacks? Some people are not capable of it.

Chances are they read the shit we talk about from back in the day without any of the context around it and say "zomgz img teh flamerz now" and give themselves high fives alone.



Fuck em. Bitches are bitches.



Any of these fuckers would have murked themselves if they went thru the shit Caskur went thru back in the day. That's why I have a ton of respect for that old bird. She's an icon because she never backed down.





#isaidit

[KM]

Don't be afraid to ask CW for help with setting up an avatar, KM.

I want the pic of her mitm mug. That will be my av