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Frood

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 04:38:35 PMyou don't put that disgustingly offensive toilet mold you Aussies refer to as Vegemite on everything you eat do you?



I occasionally get the urge for Vegemite, butter, and mashed avocado toast... you'd like that combo if prepared for you properly.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2023, 04:40:18 PMI occasionally get the urge for Vegemite, butter, and mashed avocado toast... you'd like that combo if prepared for you properly.

I guess. It's supposed to have lots of that umami flavor which is very very palatable

But God Damned the shit looks like you could stain hardwood floors with it. 

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Frood

Damn... I need to go pinch off a Flynn soon.
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 04:41:55 PMI guess. It's supposed to have lots of that umami flavor which is very very palatable

But God Damned the shit looks like you could stain hardwood floors with it. 



It's a good herbicide too.  After I tried it, I scooped out the rest of the gunk and tossed it into a little wild patch I have down by my pond for the animals.

The animals wouldn't eat it, but it killed all the plants and weeds growing around it.
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Frood

It's good for hangovers...

"Hair of the Bog Roll"
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 26, 2023, 04:48:37 PMIt's a good herbicide too.  After I tried it, I scooped out the rest of the gunk and tossed it into a little wild patch I have down by my pond for the animals.

The animals wouldn't eat it, but it killed all the plants and weeds growing around it.

Wow.. that says a lot. Cause I don't know about where you are but down here in Florida NOTHING kills weeds. And I mean nothing at all.

The grass will die if you burp too close to your lawn. But the fucking weeds? You could take a military grade blow torch to these fuckers and they'll just laugh at you.

and fuck the asshole I bought this house from. They put this fucking tarp down under the rock beds along my rather lengthy driveway and they don't do a fucking thing except make the God damn roots harder to pull out.

These fucking plants.. PLANTS!! Can grow through the hull of a fucking battleship.. I swear  :rules:

caskur

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 04:41:55 PMI guess. It's supposed to have lots of that umami flavor which is very very palatable

But God Damned the shit looks like you could stain hardwood floors with it. 



It's a yeast extract and mega vitamin B food and comes from the bottom of beer barrels... if you try it, make sure you only apply the stingiest of scrappings.... maybe with cheese and crackers.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2023, 04:52:33 PMIt's good for hangovers...

"Hair of the Bog Roll"

How, just how, is something that smells & looks so fucking awful fit for human consumption in any civilized part of the world?


Frood

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 04:56:37 PMHow, just how, is something that smells & looks so fucking awful fit for human consumption in any civilized part of the world?



It smells OK... pungent but salty savoury nice. The look of it leaves a bit to be desired though...yes.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: caskur on August 26, 2023, 04:56:29 PMIt's a yeast extract and mega vitamin B food and comes from the bottom of beer barrels... if you try it, make sure you only apply the stingiest of scrappings.... maybe with cheese and crackers.

Does it come from that Brewers Yeast crap?

You know, here in America we use that shit to break down waste in septic tanks. You apply it once a month to your toilets.

It's called RidX or some shit like that

And you people moisten up this mush which can only be described as "diabolic" and consume it?

willingly?

And share some with loved ones?



Good GOd.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2023, 04:58:52 PMIt smells OK... pungent but salty savoury nice. The look of it leaves a bit to be desired though...yes.

Dare I say anyone who's eaten that stuff and enjoyed it is fully prepared for the coming Apocalypse ?
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Biggie Smiles

I would just like to comment what a wonderful job we all did sidestepping that drooling moron pissing all over himself and his newspaper overalls over there in the corner.

Fucking TDS spam tards never gonna change

Frood

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 04:59:39 PMDoes it come from that Brewers Yeast crap?

You know, here in America we use that shit to break down waste in septic tanks. You apply it once a month to your toilets.

It's called RidX or some shit like that

And you people moisten up this mush which can only be described as "diabolic" and consume it?

willingly?

And share some with loved ones?



Good GOd.

People here blow arteries in their necks and foreheads when they see me eat a raw onion like an apple or drink a cup of black coffee which could nearly keep a spoon upright in it.

Vegemite is the same. Get introduced to it young and your tastebuds crave it.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on August 26, 2023, 05:04:30 PMPeople here blow arteries in their necks and foreheads when they see me eat a raw onion like an apple or drink a cup of black coffee which could nearly keep a spoon upright in it.

Vegemite is the same. Get introduced to it young and your tastebuds crave it.
You love onions that much?

lol

So do I

My girl cannot understand my love for onions. I put onions in everything.

One time I even put them in a bowl of Trix cereal with milk for shits and giggles.

it wasn't that bad actually but not something I'd do with any level of regularity
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Frood

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 26, 2023, 05:00:43 PMDare I say anyone who's eaten that stuff and enjoyed it is fully prepared for the coming Apocalypse ?

There may be some merit to that...  :thumbup2:
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