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Cringe Jokes

Started by Garraty_47, August 07, 2022, 07:19:04 PM

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Garraty_47

What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?



Gen A

Dove

Good grief.



 That took me too long lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


 :laugh3:

Thiel

How do we know that Tarzan will always be a White male?



Disney doesn't have the gonads to make a movie where an African-American acts like an ape.
gay, conservative and proud

cw_

Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/

Dove

Quote from: cw_ post_id=469475 time=1659922110 user_id=3226
Quote from: Dove post_id=469456 time=1659916478 user_id=3266
Good grief.



 That took me too long lol


I'd ask you to clue a sister in but that might spoil the cringe for anyone else.  :/


 Say it out loud. Lol
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

cw_

Heh. Ty.  I guess the cringe part is having to run that far for a joke.  Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.

Thiel

What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?



She grated it.
gay, conservative and proud

Anonymous

I think the first and last jokes were cute.

Garraty_47

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...

Dove

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...


 ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

I went to buy camo pants today.....but i couldn't find them.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.



If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: Garraty_47 post_id=469505 time=1659929011 user_id=3381
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors.

Then we had kingdoms run by kings.

Now we have countries...

That joke appeared in Laughter Lounge.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

Quote from: Dove post_id=469514 time=1659935480 user_id=3266


If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.






Why don't blind people skydive?



Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Life is too short to be in a hurry