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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

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Started by Biggie Smiles, November 06, 2022, 04:01:27 PM

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[size=150]Once Upon A time there was a Pig On Two Feet [/size]

                                                                           [size=150]  who spent as much time on forums as she did at the all you can Eat[/size]

Trump’s Niece

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Shen Li

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=480173 time=1667783290 user_id=2845
She stomped so hard cuz she didn't get to eat?

There was no place wide enough for her to seat.

Breakfall

She shuffled and farted and squealed out loud, "the buffet is mine...I wanna make momma proud."



She found some kids sitting alone in a group, so she bowled them over, and they flew the coup.



She heaved her bulk onto the bench and table...then immediately eyed the caldron of soup and the hefty ladle...

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Aryan

Her violent flatulence and overall bad smell, earned her a lifetime ban from Taco Bell.

Anonymous

Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=480213 time=1667845447 user_id=1728
Her violent flatulence and overall bad smell, earned her a lifetime ban from Taco Bell.

 ac_toofunny

Breakfall

She cursed them for being racist, but alas her claims were baseless.

It was her bad titty-undersmell permeating the restaurant air,

that chased away the other patrons, leaving the place bare.

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