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Trump’s Niece

#30
November 16, 2022, 10:03:47 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=482202 time=1668654089 user_id=3390
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=482199 time=1668653963 user_id=2845








My name is flea, I'm 45 and wish I had chosen the nerd life   :laugh:







I settled for ghetto fabulous!

And like Joe, you probably have a full head of hair.






Has anyone ever seen a pic of Joe? His obsession with full hair has me wondering...
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DKG

#31
November 16, 2022, 10:06:28 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=482203 time=1668654227 user_id=2845
Quote from: DKG post_id=482202 time=1668654089 user_id=3390


And like Joe, you probably have a full head of hair.






Has anyone ever seen a pic of Joe? His obsession with full hair has me wondering...

I heard he's never posted a picture.

Frood

#32
November 16, 2022, 10:07:19 PM
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Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=482197 time=1668653604 user_id=2845
You can do it, DKG! I had to try and see how it would go

Well, here goes. My name is Darryl, I'm nearly fifty years old, I'm balding, and I'm a nerd.




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Bob Newhart Show... few probably remember it because I'm now old as fuck.. ac_wot
Blahhhhhh...

DKG

#33
November 16, 2022, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482205 time=1668654439 user_id=1676
Quote from: DKG post_id=482198 time=1668653790 user_id=3390


Well, here goes. My name is Darryl, I'm nearly fifty years old, I'm balding, and I'm a nerd.




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Bob Newhart Show... few probably remember it because I'm now old as fuck.. ac_wot

I don't have a brother, but if I did I'm sure his name would be Darryl.

Frood

#34
November 16, 2022, 10:21:44 PM
Quote from: DKG post_id=482206 time=1668654546 user_id=3390
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482205 time=1668654439 user_id=1676






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Bob Newhart Show... few probably remember it because I'm now old as fuck.. ac_wot

I don't have a brother, but if I did I'm sure his name would be Darryl.




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Daryl's can be bad arsed...
Blahhhhhh...

JOE

#35
November 16, 2022, 11:43:58 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=482203 time=1668654227 user_id=2845
Quote from: DKG post_id=482202 time=1668654089 user_id=3390


And like Joe, you probably have a full head of hair.






Has anyone ever seen a pic of Joe? His obsession with full hair has me wondering...


My name is Joe.

And yes even tho I am older than DWG, I still have a full head of hair & I look young.

Even by those who dislike me, I have been called that "Handsome Brute"



I seem to attract a great deal of violence yet have managed to escape threats to my well-being and life. I've won every major battle I've faced in life whether it was in the court, on the street or in the Wild/Wilderness. No one has yet taken me down yet or killed me not even Nature. I even survived cancer of the knee as a child after which when I was grown up I outran a bear in the wilderness on that leg. I am a testament to the dictum "Survival of the Fittest" Although many of you caught it, COVID hasn't reached me yet.



While I don't like to admit it publicly, I believe only the strong survive.

And that if you cannot save yourself, you will not be able to save others either.

Hence that belief enabled me to save a woman from serious injury and sexual assault.



I believe a key to my survival has been that I am more of a savage and certainly not a Saint.

Yet that savagery enabled me to survive.



Like Billy Joel has uttered many times, "Only the Good Die Young" Erica.



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I will probably outlive many of you in this forum.

Anonymous

#36
November 16, 2022, 11:45:08 PM
Can I start a penis related thread in this forum? My penis threads are quite popular you know and it might help attract new posters.



Jus' tryin' ta help out. Oh well

JOE

#37
November 16, 2022, 11:47:53 PM
As the real Joe here, I firmly believe that Bruce aka Monkey Pants from VF is a closet homosexual.



I know that he is either bald or balding and has had drug addiction problems in the past.

Anonymous

#38
November 16, 2022, 11:52:25 PM
I'm still serious about the penis thread tho.

JOE

#39
November 16, 2022, 11:54:34 PM
Y'know, one of my favorite songs is "You only live Twice" because I've escaped death previously in my life.



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I also enjoyed the movie Enemy at the Gates because it portrays the principles of Survival of the Fittest & how to outwit your enemies & defeat them.



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JOE

#40
November 16, 2022, 11:56:30 PM
Bruce aka Monkey Pants hates me because he's in reality a closet homosexual and a balding, angry middle aged drug addict.



People like Bruce have many weaknesses and they provoke others in these forums to hide them.

Anonymous

#41
November 16, 2022, 11:59:51 PM
Bruce aka Monkey Pants could never create a quality penis thread like I can tho. It's my calling.

DKG

#42
November 17, 2022, 12:04:36 AM
Quote from: JOE‎ post_id=482221 time=1668661191
Bruce aka Monkey Pants could never create a quality penis thread like I can tho. It's my calling.

Congratulations.

JOE

#43
November 17, 2022, 12:11:56 AM
Quote from: JOE‎ post_id=482221 time=1668661191
Bruce aka Monkey Pants could never create a quality penis thread like I can tho. It's my calling.


You can continue to impersonate me, Faux Joe.



However remember this....



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...There can be Only One.

deport_liberals

#44
November 17, 2022, 12:21:59 AM
WHERE ARE MY POASTS?????
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