500 lb bear steals candy out of a grocery store

[JOE]

....a human glutton who gets reincarnated as a big bear perhaps?

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Skips the Reese's and goes straight for the Gummy Bears!

[Dove]

Nope



Nope nope nope. No way does he get paid enough.



 They need to get rid of the automatic doors ffs. Habituated bears are very dangerous and someone is gonna get mauled.

[Lokmar]

I'd have shot that fucker dead. In fact, they shouldnt have released this bear at all. If the cunts couldnt bring themselves to shoot it, it should have been put in a zoo.

[Dove]

I'd have shot that fucker dead. In fact, they shouldnt have released this bear at all. If the cunts couldnt bring themselves to shoot it, it should have been put in a zoo.

 It's clearly habituated so it's going to find its way to humans  again over and over.  They always catch and move these bears and everytime the bear ends up in another yard or gas station.



 It will just go in the other direction following the smells until it finds peoples yards and shit.



 You are right. They either needed to kill it or put it in a zoo or rehab. Better than having it maul someones kid.



 Bear populations are definately not hurting.

[TheProwler]

Hopefully it will maul someone like Joe.

[Frood]

Joe wanted to give the bear candy from his van....



(No sliding door necessary)