Forum gossip thread

[Lab Flaker]

Got it, so when you stand, you have to "play your flute".

WTF man!? It's fucking optional whether I want to play it like a skin flute bru!

So like I'm out in the field and I need to chuck a piss. I'm not going to squat down like a Sheila and all...
Nah man...I just look around and duck behind a tree, remove the bolt, and then play it like a fucking skin flute bru! Innit!?

[Lab Flaker]

Bruh, you sit when you pee 

Nah listen here bru... what's with the fucking "facepalm" bullshit fucking?? Hey? You normally greet me smilie faces and lols bru!?

No more facepalms from you my bru, or I'm gonna haunt and rape you in your dreams hey!

Let me explain your Dreamtime nightmare:

You gonna be fucking dreaming of practicing the violin whilst farting gently under the covers minding your own business. Meanwhile I'm gonna fucking ghost through the door like a turd burglar and rip the covers off so fast that they'll dreamtime disintegrate into the ethereal planes.

Then my ghost, with a nasty 12" fairy-floss cock, will spin you around in a sugary flash, spread apart your bum-flaps and fuck you so hard like an animal...it will be soul-destroying!

You will not get closer to God in this dreamtime scenario on account of your bruised aura and crushed soul.

I just want to get that straight hey... no more facepalms my bru... or really bad juju will be coming your way!

Yoo heawd it hewe fiwst!!