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Started by Herman, November 22, 2022, 10:03:40 PM

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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Blazor on June 22, 2024, 12:15:35 AMI think I passed the test hahahaha.

Cause her face is beautiful. Upper half perfect. Even got a thigh gap! Her curvy hips ain't bad really, I'd hit it lolol. Her body looks a LOT like my ex's, except Black  :crampe:

Bro -- she's a fucking machine.

I'd let her sit on my face and suffocate me to death if she wanted to
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Quote from: Blazor on June 22, 2024, 12:15:35 AMI think I passed the test hahahaha.

Cause her face is beautiful. Upper half perfect. Even got a thigh gap! Her curvy hips ain't bad really, I'd hit it lolol. Her body looks a LOT like my ex's, except Black  :crampe:
Your ex old lady had a frame like this and you let her go. What the hell is the matter with you.
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Blazor

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on June 22, 2024, 12:16:45 AMBro -- she's a fucking machine.

I'd let her sit on my face and suffocate me to death if she wanted to

Not gonna lie, I thought the same damn thing  :crampe:

That I'd let her ride my face  :crampe:
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Blazor on June 22, 2024, 12:21:33 AMNot gonna lie, I thought the same damn thing  :crampe:

That I'd let her ride my face  :crampe:
right?

squirt all over it. Make it shine

I wanna look like a glazed fucking donut when you're done
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Biggie Smiles

If Admong liked women this is what he'd be drooling over




God damn... do her fingers glow in the dark too?
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Blazor

Quote from: Herman on June 22, 2024, 12:18:42 AMYour ex old lady had a frame like this and you let her go. What the hell is the matter with you.

Oh she was a beauty, and 15 years younger than me. My only other relationship aside from my wife (you prolly remember what happened with the wife). Ex and I made it almost 7 years. Then Covid came out, and everything closed up, and no one really knew what was going on at the time. When her and I first started talking, we talked kids, and I told her I could Father some more lol. But she said she wanted them, but not yet. She waited til Covid hit, and said her body clock was ticking, and she wanted kids. But, with Covid, I wasn't certain of anything, my job and life and stuff, and didn't feel like it was the right time to bring a child into the world. Well that wasn't good enough lol, so we had a mutual split with tears. Although, the dude she got with after, I suspect she was already secretly talking to him. Dude had money.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on June 22, 2024, 12:22:30 AMright?

squirt all over it. Make it shine

I wanna look like a glazed fucking donut when you're done

OMG that's my line!!!!! I swear on it!!! hahahahaha "gonna look like a glazed donut!"  :crampe:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Herman

Quote from: Blazor on June 22, 2024, 12:33:19 AMOh she was a beauty, and 15 years younger than me. My only other relationship aside from my wife (you prolly remember what happened with the wife). Ex and I made it almost 7 years. Then Covid came out, and everything closed up, and no one really knew what was going on at the time. When her and I first started talking, we talked kids, and I told her I could Father some more lol. But she said she wanted them, but not yet. She waited til Covid hit, and said her body clock was ticking, and she wanted kids. But, with Covid, I wasn't certain of anything, my job and life and stuff, and didn't feel like it was the right time to bring a child into the world. Well that wasn't good enough lol, so we had a mutual split with tears. Although, the dude she got with after, I suspect she was already secretly talking to him. Dude had money.
She was talking to him.

Frood

Quote from: Herman on June 22, 2024, 12:03:12 AMBlazor and Frood like them looking like Auschwitz survivors.

You jerk off to gross pigs.
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Blahhhhhh...

Herman

Quote from: Frood on June 22, 2024, 12:58:29 AMYou jerk off to gross pigs.
Jerking off is for incels. I have always gotten skin.
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Frood

Quote from: Herman on June 22, 2024, 09:46:49 PMJerking off is for incels. I have always gotten skin.

Wheelbarrow loads!  :pardon:
Blahhhhhh...

Herman

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