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deadskinmask

Quote from: Blazor post_id=485801 time=1670021438 user_id=2221
50 days to make a cake!!!!! Fuck!!!! lolol


i wasn't into it at first.... my girls new friend is country as fuck and she gave her the cake, the recipe and the starter.... she brought it home like it was a dead raccoon because she doesn't cook.... so i made one and it was awesome as hell....  :laugh:
a good conspiracy is unprovable.... if you can prove it, that means they fucked up somewhere down the line....

Blazor

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485803 time=1670021724 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485801 time=1670021438 user_id=2221
50 days to make a cake!!!!! Fuck!!!! lolol


i wasn't into it at first.... my girls new friend is country as fuck and she gave her the cake, the recipe and the starter.... she brought it home like it was a dead raccoon because she doesn't cook.... so i made one and it was awesome as hell....  :laugh:


 :laugh:



Hell yeah!!!



Is her friend single?  ac_wub

deadskinmask

Quote from: Blazor post_id=485804 time=1670021790 user_id=2221
Is her friend single?


no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:
a good conspiracy is unprovable.... if you can prove it, that means they fucked up somewhere down the line....

Blazor

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485807 time=1670022136 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485804 time=1670021790 user_id=2221
Is her friend single?


no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:


 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:

deadskinmask

Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


man, you got that shit right.... "the girl i almost ended up with before the one i have now" invited me over for dinner.... she asked what my favorite food was and i said lasagna.... that bitch made lasagna hamburger helper.... no joke....  :laugh:
a good conspiracy is unprovable.... if you can prove it, that means they fucked up somewhere down the line....

reel

I love Southern food. Can't handle it for more than a week without issues, but I love it.



Wife 1 was a Canadian, couldn't cook work worth a damn. Much improved model is a natural talent at it. We never have the same thing twice because she doesn't believe in recipes, but it's amazing.



I'm also of the can't cook worth a damn persuasion, so have to contribute to the relationship in other ways.

Blazor

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485817 time=1670024192 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


man, you got that shit right.... "the girl i almost ended up with before the one i have now" invited me over for dinner.... she asked what my favorite food was and i said lasagna.... that bitch made lasagna hamburger helper.... no joke....  :laugh:


 :roll:



About how my Ladies rolled lol. Only girl I know that could burn a can of Spaghettios  :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: reel post_id=485819 time=1670024599 user_id=196


I'm also of the can't cook worth a damn persuasion, so have to contribute to the relationship in other ways.


Mom made me take a lot of Home Economics classes in school. Said "you never know when you gonna be single" lol. Im always the cook in relationships lol.

DKG

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485669 time=1670008953 user_id=2845
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=485668 time=1670008844 user_id=3382




I always thought you were racist.  Where's your husband been?




I am NOT. He says I'm not teaching my babies diversity.





I've ALWAYS bought my kids dolls that look like them. So you're correct. He seems to have forgot

I can see his point. Toys should be educational or instill values.

DKG

Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=485696 time=1670011509 user_id=3389
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=485691 time=1670010799 user_id=1728
I thought you people only ate rice and noodles anyway?





 ac_biggrin

I thought you people only ate blood sausages and sheep entrails.

Jellied eels and stargazy pie. :beurk:

DKG

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485724 time=1670013959 user_id=2845
KFC is crap now. They don't even have corn on the cob on the menu anymore.

I can't even remember the last time I had that greasy crap.

JOE

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Quote from: DKG post_id=485858 time=1670029827 user_id=3390
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485724 time=1670013959 user_id=2845
KFC is crap now. They don't even have corn on the cob on the menu anymore.

I can't even remember the last time I had that greasy crap.


I love that kinda food.

I like greasy burgers & McDonald's fries.

Rich milkshakes too.

But its also very unhealthy food.

Maybe 5 to 6 times a year at very most.

Best eaten during the hot summer months when a person is active & can burn all that fat and calories off.



...def not recommended Winter food even for snacking.



Top much cholesterol & its bad for the arteries and heart. If eaten should be flushed out with veggies and fruit immediately afterwards along with a lengthy walk.

JOE

Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485807 time=1670022136 user_id=1582




no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:


 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


Are most Southern women fat or overweight, Blazor?

Thiel

Quote from: JOE post_id=485871 time=1670033146 user_id=97
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221




 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


Are most Southern women fat or overweight, Blazor?

I am not overweight Jo Jo.
gay, conservative and proud

deadskinmask

Quote from: Blazor post_id=485825 time=1670025098 user_id=2221
About how my Ladies rolled lol. Only girl I know that could burn a can of Spaghettios


the one i have now.... lol.... i love her to death BUT she set the kitchen on fire just flipping a porkchop.... i'm the designated cook at the house and all the women are scullery maids.... they wash and clean and sweep.... i make sure that we don't die of food poisoning or house fires....  :laugh:
a good conspiracy is unprovable.... if you can prove it, that means they fucked up somewhere down the line....