Poofer is being a messy queen

[Dove]

WAIT, WHAAAT???   He thought women pissed out of their clits ???   NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!   You gotta be making that up  lmao!

 I'm definately NOT making it up....however I cannot prove it. It was a real life convo.



 During his visit to my house that I'm not going to talk too much about....I had to go to the ER because i have chronic kidney stones. I tried SO hard to avoid it but i ended up in A LOT of pain.



 And I'm actually pretty tough, so I was handling it as much as I could. He cannot drive. So I drove myself and he came along.



 Then when I got into the ER, they had my records and I had elevated blood cells in my pee so I was at the beginning of a kidney infection.  They sent a nurse to give me morphine.



 And he literally started shit with me over the morphine because of my drug addiction that I overcame years ago. So I'm in horrific pain and now this useless fucking jack ass I was dumb enough to entertain cannot even drive me to an ER and now he is starting a petty argument over a doctor ordering morphine.  I was taking the pain well but my BP was elevated and my heart was pounding....you know...from pain. ALL my doctors....my primary and urologist....all know I was addicted to heroin. They know. I have a wonderful relationship with them and they take good care of me and I'm very honest with them. So there is trust there. And he decides to start shit.



 I took my fucking morphine and he just had to get over it. Then he started whining about how ignorant he is to medical stuff and drug addiction.



 Then later on....he actually asked me if I feel the kidney stone in MY CLIT. And I laughed and said...."uuhhh...no" and he goes "well dont you pee from there?" And he was dead ass serious.



 I knew ahead of this I didnt want to start a serious and committed relationship.  And if that day showed me anything....it was that if I was going to entertain a serious and committed relationship, I cannot place my sometimes medically fragile self in the hands of manchild that cannot even drive to get me to a hospital or drive to do any important errands.  Who will sit and start arguments during times when I'm vulnerable.



 And who is nearing 50, has been married and had several children thought women PEE FROM THE CLIT.



 Now I know he is a porn coomer.  

[Dove]

I´ve always wondered why Americans are chasing Wi-Fi networks.





I have unlimited mobile data in my phone... 5G whenever available.

 I have unlimited data too  

[Dove]

:MG_216:  hahahahahaha...  Oh fuck.. I'm dying lolol

 I have some stories.



 If you think the clit thing is funny.....the reason he doesnt drive is hilarious  ac_lmfao  



 I mean his ridiculous story about it.    



 I'm gonna tell it lol



 So he first told me he drove and all that. I mean he talked about driving and wanted me to think he was driving.



 Eventually he "confessed" to me he doesnt drive. He tells me it's because one day he was parked outside of like a CVS or Walgreens or something. I don't remember the business



 Now he is parked right outside the side of the building. You know the sports right by the building where you are facing the wall of the building? He is there....not in front of the doors....but in front of the wall.



 And he has some tick or something where he hits the wrong paddles. So he sitting outside the building in the car and accidently hits the gas.



 He then breaks the sound barrier in under 10 seconds and DRIVES THROUGH THE WALL. And if that isnt traumatizing and dramatic enough....he says he doesnt know if he killed anyone.



 So he was able to drive through a brick wall from a point blank position, and panicked and drove away with out knowing if he killed people.



 And thusly he is too traumatized to drive.



  ac_toofunny

[Biggie Smiles]

imagine being so stunted that you actually feel a sense of pride in your own ability to identify a porn star regardless of age, scene timeframe or popularity based on nothing more than a single photo



"that's Jennifer love lips, east coast, 37 films total, grew up in Austin Texas and made her first low budget gangbang film at the age of 21. the film went on to sell 23,345 copies and was directed by a portly gentlemen by the name of gary churches. Each man in the film was 7.2 inches when fully erect was paid a handsome 250.00 for their services. Mrs love lips later went on to star in a variety of films including The Ghost of Christmas up my ass and the Sperminator before retiring in 1992 at the age of 24"



ROTFLMAO!  



Bro -- you might as well just come out and say you live in a basement surrounded by magazines of questionable content and harbor a nasty odor of rotting fish beneath your undercarriage



I fucking cant  

[Shen Li]

I´ve always wondered why Americans are chasing Wi-Fi networks.





I have unlimited mobile data in my phone... 5G whenever available.

 I have unlimited data too  

You, Odi and I work. Your ex bf does not.

[Biggie Smiles]

that guy's brain matter stews at an average temperature of 138 degrees and whereas that would certainly kill any normal person he is able to log in and share the results of his crockpot lobotomy with us like a fucking g.

[Odinson]

I´ve always wondered why Americans are chasing Wi-Fi networks.





I have unlimited mobile data in my phone... 5G whenever available.

I do too. However, Marteeni can't afford unlimited data or a car or a decent meal.

Unlimited  connection speed and phonecalls too?



How much does it cost in Canada?





Mine is a fixed sum of 18,90 euros per month.

[Odinson]

I´ve always wondered why Americans are chasing Wi-Fi networks.





I have unlimited mobile data in my phone... 5G whenever available.

 I have unlimited data too  

How much does it cost per month?



I´m just wondering why dont all Americans have it in their smartphones.

[Dove]

imagine being so stunted that you actually feel a sense of pride in your own ability to identify a porn star regardless of age, scene timeframe or popularity based on nothing more than a single photo



"that's Jennifer love lips, east coast, 37 films total, grew up in Austin Texas and made her first low budget gangbang film at the age of 21. the film went on to sell 23,345 copies and was directed by a portly gentlemen by the name of gary churches. Each man in the film was 7.2 inches when fully erect was paid a handsome 250.00 for their services. Mrs love lips later went on to star in a variety of films including The Ghost of Christmas up my ass and the Sperminator before retiring in 1992 at the age of 24"



ROTFLMAO!  



Bro -- you might as well just come out and say you live in a basement surrounded by magazines of questionable content and harbor a nasty odor of rotting fish beneath your undercarriage



I fucking cant  

 Exactly  ac_toofunny

[Dove]

 I have unlimited data too  

How much does it cost per month?



I´m just wondering why dont all Americans have it in their smartphones.

 We have 5 people on the plan and its 101 bucks a month.

[Dove]

 I have some stories.



 If you think the clit thing is funny.....the reason he doesnt drive is hilarious  ac_lmfao  



 I mean his ridiculous story about it.    



 I'm gonna tell it lol



 So he first told me he drove and all that. I mean he talked about driving and wanted me to think he was driving.



 Eventually he "confessed" to me he doesnt drive. He tells me it's because one day he was parked outside of like a CVS or Walgreens or something. I don't remember the business



 Now he is parked right outside the side of the building. You know the sports right by the building where you are facing the wall of the building? He is there....not in front of the doors....but in front of the wall.



 And he has some tick or something where he hits the wrong paddles. So he sitting outside the building in the car and accidently hits the gas.



 He then breaks the sound barrier in under 10 seconds and DRIVES THROUGH THE WALL. And if that isnt traumatizing and dramatic enough....he says he doesnt know if he killed anyone.



 So he was able to drive through a brick wall from a point blank position, and panicked and drove away with out knowing if he killed people.



 And thusly he is too traumatized to drive.



  ac_toofunny

OMG, Dovey  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao   I can only imagine what you were thinking..   LOLFUCK!!!!!!!

 I was openly laughing lol



 It was by this time I realized he was a liar and a love bomber so I had some fun with it.....it got out of hand pretty quick because he is a lot more unhinged then your average narcissistic abuser.



 He is the guy who will bang his head against the ground and call the police and say you attacked him lol.



 Speaking of his head he also gave me some wild story about how he took a fucking chainsaw to forehead.....it was just a small scar on his head and he claims his skull absorbed a falling chainsaw  ac_toofunny

[Dove]

that guy's brain matter stews at an average temperature of 138 degrees and whereas that would certainly kill any normal person he is able to log in and share the results of his crockpot lobotomy with us like a fucking g.

 ac_lmfao

[Shen Li]

I do too. However, Marteeni can't afford unlimited data or a car or a decent meal.

Unlimited  connection speed and phonecalls too?



How much does it cost in Canada?





Mine is a fixed sum of 18,90 euros per month.

Canada has the most expensive plans in the G20. My husband and I pay about $140/month.

[Odinson]

Unlimited  connection speed and phonecalls too?



How much does it cost in Canada?





Mine is a fixed sum of 18,90 euros per month.

Canada has the most expensive plans in the G20. My husband and I pay about $140/month.

97 bucks in real money.



Thats just for two phones?

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey poofer, your wisdom on all matters porn will be of interest here





Is this some random photo of a woman's feet or can you identify the make, model and cock consumption of the associated porn star?





thanks



https://www.maximimages.com/stock-photo/woman-feet-in-the-air-at-the-beach-MXI18934.jpg">