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You know you're finally an Aussie, even after decades...

Started by Frood, December 16, 2022, 05:20:37 AM

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Frood

....when you're flicking nose stopping dust infused dark black boogers out the window of a very aged Landcruiser 75 model with a farm frame of rusty but working tanks/tools on your way home after Pacman'ng a kilometre of forest trees into mulch, and as you get back to the shed.... there's 80 kph hour horizontal winds across the road, a rainbow, lightning, and torrential rain and hail... then everybody sits out the back verandah drinking the boss's beers while hanging shit on each other while his post divorce lover tops up bowls of snacks and makes sure everybody has a cold beer (and being her delightful self, mind you. She's just a really caring person)



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I've died and gone to Texas, and I don't need to buy an airline ticket.



Never new before what the rivalry between NSW and Victoria was really about. Yeah, I made jokes from down in Victoria about NSW. It was just what we did..... but NSW "SHITS" all over Victoria. NSW people are not broken spirits. Maybe in Sydney, but the greater area doesn't give a fuck about rules.



Everyone I meet.... work with.... deal with are triggering my learned Victorian nature yet releasing my Yankee Doodle Dandy.



Just wanted to put that there.... there might be parallels with people from California or New York who are having the same type of feelings in Florida or Texas now.
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caskur

Pffft..  your tard of a premier is broke and after WA mine money again..
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol


Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Rancidmilko

These days I hate people who live in the northern areas of Brazoo
There\'s always a bigger fish.

DKG

Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=488052 time=1671205638 user_id=2853
These days I hate people who live in the northern areas of Brazoo

Is it like Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal politically. They are socialist strongholds.

Rancidmilko

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Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=488052 time=1671205638 user_id=2853
These days I hate people who live in the northern areas of Brazoo

Is it like Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal politically. They are socialist strongholds.


The Central and Southern  regions of Brazil create 90% of the wealth in this country, but it was the stupid welfare babymakers from the North and Northeast who elected Lula
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Blazor

Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=488052 time=1671205638 user_id=2853
These days I hate people who live in the northern areas of Brazoo


Northern Virginia here, fuckin' Yankees need to head back North!!! They have destroyed Richmond! It is now the 2nd highest city in the country for crime, just after Chicago! But a racist Black Mayor, that is a member of BLM, is allowed to destroy our history, and thats ok!? That will make things better!? Fuck no!!! Its worse!!!  :t1929:



They removed the last monument this week, the one that had a grave under it. They desecrated that shit, and mocked it, and posted it on the net. Pisses me off!!!!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Frood

Quote from: caskur post_id=488037 time=1671200976 user_id=2156
Pffft..  your tard of a premier is broke and after WA mine money again..


I've got no premier and I really don't give a fuck. Just leave me alone and don't send or tax me bills.
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