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So I plan on getting a cat

Started by Trump’s Niece, January 07, 2023, 08:45:04 PM

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#45
January 09, 2023, 04:29:21 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490565 time=1673235822 user_id=3358
Quote from: Blazor post_id=490477 time=1673188433 user_id=2221




You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie  :laugh:


Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse...



Someone's been listening to too much 'Gurge....





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Blazor

#46
January 09, 2023, 09:12:19 AM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490565 time=1673235822 user_id=3358
Quote from: Blazor post_id=490477 time=1673188433 user_id=2221




You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie  :laugh:


Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!

 :MG_216:


I mean, if you like getting your bunghole tongue punched, go for it lol. Having it smooth is proper etiquette for your Lady.



Lol, thats why I have short hair cats lol. One outside that use to come around, I literally named Shit Butt. Always had clumps of shit hanging off her ass. Lil fucker was always shitting in my driveway too lol. I felt so bad for it though. It was in horrible shape when it came to me. For some reason, its always the cats in need of help, that come to me.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Breakfall

#47
January 09, 2023, 04:22:50 PM
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Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490565 time=1673235822 user_id=3358




Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse...



Someone's been listening to too much 'Gurge....





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Someone's posting anonymous...how novel.

Breakfall

#48
January 09, 2023, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=490596 time=1673273539 user_id=2221
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490565 time=1673235822 user_id=3358




Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!

 :MG_216:


I mean, if you like getting your bunghole tongue punched, go for it lol. Having it smooth is proper etiquette for your Lady.



Lol, thats why I have short hair cats lol. One outside that use to come around, I literally named Shit Butt. Always had clumps of shit hanging off her ass. Lil fucker was always shitting in my driveway too lol. I felt so bad for it though. It was in horrible shape when it came to me. For some reason, its always the cats in need of help, that come to me.


"Tongue-punched"?? Lol...easy fella, I meant just a little rimming!  :laugh3:



I'm too attentive to my cats to allow any shit dags endure. I'm on it straight away. Even if there's sleep in their eyes I'm rubbing them out.



These cats are like our children. We even have their portraits on the walls dressed in colonial suits and ties. Lol

Blazor

#49
January 09, 2023, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490606 time=1673299659 user_id=3358
We even have their portraits on the walls dressed in colonial suits and ties. Lol


I wanna see!!!!!!!



Yes, they like our kids lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#50
January 09, 2023, 07:34:27 PM
If you get one cat get two so they can keep each other company. Best would be to get two kittens from the same litter if you can find it. Get multiple litter boxes and scratching posts too.



A good place to start would be to watch this guy's videos, he knows everything about cats - https://www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy">https://www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Herman

#51
January 09, 2023, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=490614 time=1673310867 user_id=3349
If you get one cat get two so they can keep each other company. Best would be to get two kittens from the same litter if you can find it. Get multiple litter boxes and scratching posts too.



A good place to start would be to watch this guy's videos, he knows everything about cats - https://www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy">https://www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy

You folks spoil your pets.

Oliver Clotheshoffe

#52
January 09, 2023, 07:54:48 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=490615 time=1673311061 user_id=3396


You folks spoil your pets.






She's not my pet cat, I'm her pet human. She has me very well trained  :c5c35fe6bd7297d77ea1aad99c9440b95c29776:
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Herman

#53
January 09, 2023, 08:01:24 PM
Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=490617 time=1673312088 user_id=3349
Quote from: Herman post_id=490615 time=1673311061 user_id=3396


You folks spoil your pets.






She's not my pet cat, I'm her pet human. She has me very well trained  :c5c35fe6bd7297d77ea1aad99c9440b95c29776:

Okay, I didn't know that. Carry on.

Odinson

#54
January 10, 2023, 01:40:22 AM
One of those big, colorful parrots would be nice.



I would just let it fly free in the house.



Teach it to speak.





Teach it to only crap in the designated area.





I could let it fly outside during summer... I'm guessing a cat-sized parrot wont be hard to find..

I could put one of those small gps tags on it.



You can probably train to come back when commanded to.

Dove

#55
January 10, 2023, 12:50:05 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=490484 time=1673195566 user_id=2845
They destroy furniture? Oh boy







Most important, are they ok with small children? Dovey says females are better with kids.


 Females tend to be better with kids imo.



 Too bad you arent closer. I have a batch of kittens here lol.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#56
January 10, 2023, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490575 time=1673237265 user_id=3358
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=490568 time=1673236384 user_id=3351Gross


What??  ac_dunno


 My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.  



 He would tie me down if I started going "there".
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Trump’s Niece

#57
January 10, 2023, 08:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=490658 time=1673373147 user_id=3266
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490575 time=1673237265 user_id=3358




What??  ac_dunno


 My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.  



 He would tie me down if I started going "there".






Same. Mines is the biggest homophobe lol
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Herman

#58
January 10, 2023, 08:09:44 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=490658 time=1673373147 user_id=3266
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=490575 time=1673237265 user_id=3358




What??  ac_dunno


 My husband cannot stand anything messing with his asshole.  



 He would tie me down if I started going "there".

What the hell is this. I aint scrolling back to find out.

Blazor

#59
January 10, 2023, 08:35:58 PM
:roll:





Its a fucking OUT hole!!!!!!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
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