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Odinson

#30
January 14, 2023, 09:59:58 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491283 time=1673750025 user_id=3389
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Train them? I'd rather stick them on a little nitrous oxide to be honest... though not too much, or their voices deepen to the point they sound like wildebeests in heat.

So white chicks aren't weird when having sex?


Depends on how you define "weird".



You do that Uwuwuwwuu voice while having sex?

Anonymous

#31
January 14, 2023, 10:01:51 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491283 time=1673750025 user_id=3389
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Train them? I'd rather stick them on a little nitrous oxide to be honest... though not too much, or their voices deepen to the point they sound like wildebeests in heat.

So white chicks aren't weird when having sex?
Nah. I'm just more used to their vocal register. I dunno what it is about the Asian physiology, the figures are comparable, slightly more slender perhaps and youre far less likely to run into blimps like Mudcock or (bl)Oak in my experience, but you can still tell the women from the girls at a glance and choose accordingly.



It's just that I can't really get into it with a lot of asians... I get to hammering away between their legs while they get to squeaking like children. Real soft-on material right there, I have to keep looking at the mantlepiece while I'm stoking the fire. No chance in hell of closing my eyes and just cutting loose. The way you carry on during coitus, it's a bloody wonder Chris Hansen hasn't been roaming asian flophouses and barging on on the clients.



Other than that, you're cool. Well, apart from the Indonesian asians of course, they look like mutant monkeys whether they're fucking or not.

weebles

#32
January 14, 2023, 10:02:39 PM
No offense since I do not partake in  other forum BS.... But Erica were you not the  OP that stared a thread  literally looking to score some  Ozempic? ac_dunno

Anonymous

#33
January 14, 2023, 10:03:26 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=491293 time=1673751598 user_id=136
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491283 time=1673750025 user_id=3389


So white chicks aren't weird when having sex?


Depends on how you define "weird".



You do that Uwuwuwwuu voice while having sex?


Ohh jesus, if anyone pulled that shit on me during sex, I'd punch them. In the face.

Odinson

#34
January 14, 2023, 11:08:28 PM
Okay it can be pretty hot.



I've had a girlfriend who has a very high pitch voice.



Her sex sounds were that of a chipmunk in heat.

Trump’s Niece

#35
January 14, 2023, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: weebles post_id=491296 time=1673751759 user_id=2191
No offense since I do not partake in  other forum BS.... But Erica were you not the  OP that stared a thread  literally looking to score some  Ozempic? ac_dunno








Yes I am. I need to lose a quick 30 pounds cuz I want a tummy tuck. I am in no way a big bloated beached whale
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Odinson

#36
January 14, 2023, 11:30:43 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=491322 time=1673755785 user_id=2845
Quote from: weebles post_id=491296 time=1673751759 user_id=2191
No offense since I do not partake in  other forum BS.... But Erica were you not the  OP that stared a thread  literally looking to score some  Ozempic? ac_dunno








Yes I am. I need to lose a quick 30 pounds cuz I want a tummy tuck. I am in no way a big bloated beached whale


You are a stereotypical American family sitcom woman.



BBL, tummy tuck... Therapy.



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Trump’s Niece

#37
January 14, 2023, 11:33:19 PM
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weebles

#38
January 15, 2023, 03:40:25 AM
Dang gurrl you better be aware of that type II diabetes ac_unsure



Where in a legit twist of fate you could easily get a Rx a script for some Ozempic. ac_dunno



Use what I said  and if it makes you mad...  then good  put in the anger,  time  and the hardwork  in the gym and fucking  go for it.

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Aryan

#39
January 15, 2023, 08:20:40 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491219 time=1673742385 user_id=3389
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=491190 time=1673720706 user_id=1728
Did you see her hairline? She quickly removed the pic from her avvy when I pointed that out.



I thought only males or elderly females develop receeding/thinning hairlines?  :shock:



It's bad enough when it happens to fellas, but for a woman? It's not as though they can just shave it off LOL.

Which blimp is losing her hair? Is it Murdock?


Well put it this way, she looked very similar to the beauty at the bottom of this image;



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Trump’s Niece

#40
January 15, 2023, 09:46:24 AM
Quote from: weebles post_id=491346 time=1673772025 user_id=2191
Dang gurrl you better be aware of that type II diabetes ac_unsure



Where in a legit twist of fate you could easily get a Rx a script for some Ozempic. ac_dunno



Use what I said  and if it makes you mad...  then good  put in the anger,  time  and the hardwork  in the gym and fucking  go for it.

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I want to lose it FAST, Weebles. Hence my need for Ozempic.
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Blazor

#41
January 15, 2023, 09:48:08 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491225 time=1673744361 user_id=3389
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=491224 time=1673744036 user_id=1676
Slanty eyes aren't a deal breaker.... obesity and hair loss are.

Lots of white guys like single fold eyes. They think it's exotic.


I must be exotic as fuck, with all the weed I smoke  :laugh:



Im told I have Chinese eyes quite often  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Biggie Smiles

#42
January 15, 2023, 10:40:42 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491222 time=1673742612 user_id=3389
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=491220 time=1673742465 user_id=2845








Uh no. If I looked like a bloated beached whale, I'd be shutting the fuck up about the better looking folks. Just sayin

Oh fuck yeah. That would be like me calling people names for having slanty eyes. :laugh3:


Or like seamajor commenting on groomers

Biggie Smiles

#43
January 15, 2023, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=491289 time=1673750954 user_id=2845
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491285 time=1673750097 user_id=3389


I don't give a fuck about that. I'm just saying Murdock is a mental case.






She actually said I went out and bought an ass like hers.





No bitch, I have curves.




She must be thinking of the Brazilian soccer ball lift

Biggie Smiles

#44
January 15, 2023, 10:44:42 AM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=491353 time=1673788840 user_id=1728
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=491219 time=1673742385 user_id=3389


Which blimp is losing her hair? Is it Murdock?


Well put it this way, she looked very similar to the beauty at the bottom of this image;



https://i.ibb.co/hyGvPGw/tnnielol.jpg">


That last one in the line sure does look a lot like Murdy's last avatar



lolz
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