So... I know this going to send Semen-Manger bat shit fruit loopy....

[Frood]

I do those things anyway.



This phantom dream state reverse insemination should be a walk in the park!

[Biggie Smiles]

seamajor got caught out there lusting over trannies



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Herman]

seamajor got caught out there lusting over trannies



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He is old and his eyes aint so good.

[Dove]

[JOE]

I do those things anyway.



This phantom dream state reverse insemination should be a walk in the park!

[Odinson]

They should do that test on a real dude...



Of course a group of homosexual dramaqueens from buzzfeed are gonna be over-dramatic.

[Anonymous]

The thought of giving birth through ones dick... the pain would be unbearable, but worth it when it came to firing the newborn and its attendant afterbirth out the ole spunk cannon.



Firen torpedo!

 The pain is unbearable even doing it through a vagina. Watching troons talk about having periods and giving birth is so revolting and infuriating but I really think if they had to live in a real womans body for 90 days it would cure their gross fetish they have.

Ulcers can apparently mimic that level of pain, though I have my doubts. I had an ulcer for the longest time, it would flare periodically (initially around every eleven months or thereabouts) but the pain episodes would largely have corrected themselves before I could get in front of a general practitioner to find out what the hell was going on, which wasn't  helpful. One of my earlier hospital stays, a nurse made the comparison between the two. I was in back arching agony from abdominal pain at the time, but I remember thinking that surely labour pains were worse. Well, it terms of pain level at least, because if we're to be honest here, you're forcing a watermelon out of a lemon sized hole which isn't exactly going to tickle. But at least you know you'll eventually be done and dusted with the worst of it, which was a consideration I did not have. I knew it wasn't labour because (duhh) "wrong equipment" and the five long hour sessions of sweating and writhing and of trying to find a position... any position... that offered even the slightest relief from that gut wrenching experience was all too often a nightly odyssey that ended with an hour or two of feeling like my guts were tearing loose from their moorings. Then I would void the contents of my stomach... violently... and be able to get a little shuteye for my troubles. It would be fourteen years of increasingly painful and frequent episodes like these before before anyone correctly diagnosed what was happening and treated it. Luckily I was in North America by then and had access to non-amoxycillin based treatments.



Even so, I doubt I'd have the pain tolerance for childbirth, though my endurance might stand me in good stead. Thankfully I won't ever have the occasion to find out... I can leave that sort of shit to the experts and tip my hat in respect of a job well done.

[Dove]

[Dove]

 The pain is unbearable even doing it through a vagina. Watching troons talk about having periods and giving birth is so revolting and infuriating but I really think if they had to live in a real womans body for 90 days it would cure their gross fetish they have.

Ulcers can apparently mimic that level of pain, though I have my doubts. I had an ulcer for the longest time, it would flare periodically (initially around every eleven months or thereabouts) but the pain episodes would largely have corrected themselves before I could get in front of a general practitioner to find out what the hell was going on, which wasn't  helpful. One of my earlier hospital stays, a nurse made the comparison between the two. I was in back arching agony from abdominal pain at the time, but I remember thinking that surely labour pains were worse. Well, it terms of pain level at least, because if we're to be honest here, you're forcing a watermelon out of a lemon sized hole which isn't exactly going to tickle. But at least you know you'll eventually be done and dusted with the worst of it, which was a consideration I did not have. I knew it wasn't labour because (duhh) "wrong equipment" and the five long hour sessions of sweating and writhing and of trying to find a position... any position... that offered even the slightest relief from that gut wrenching experience was all too often a nightly odyssey that ended with an hour or two of feeling like my guts were tearing loose from their moorings. Then I would void the contents of my stomach... violently... and be able to get a little shuteye for my troubles. It would be fourteen years of increasingly painful and frequent episodes like these before before anyone correctly diagnosed what was happening and treated it. Luckily I was in North America by then and had access to non-amoxycillin based treatments.



Even so, I doubt I'd have the pain tolerance for childbirth, though my endurance might stand me in good stead. Thankfully I won't ever have the occasion to find out... I can leave that sort of shit to the experts and tip my hat in respect of a job well done.

 Well as a woman who have birth 4 times...naturally ...and three times with no epidural so I got the full experince....and who has also had kidney stones to the point of needing a tube through my actual fucking back....I can tell you this.



 First....obstructed kidney stones IMO are worse than labor.



 And a good mimicking of childbirth would actually be if you took the worst gas pain you've ever had and multiplied by about 100....to the point where your palms sweat and you go to your knees....and felt like you had a melon shaped bomb in your pelvic area....that's pretty much child birth.



 Usually when I say "gas pain" people are like "awww man that's nothing".....I dont mean a few cramps. I mean like post surgery gas pain lol. Severe and crippling.



 Men are not built to process that level of pain. I'm not one of those women that calls men pussies because they wouldnt tolerate birth well. I honestly think if a man (could do it) and HAD to do it....he would get through it just like all is women get through it.  I've seen and heard some of the shit men have gone through to survive. Like getting mauled by bears. Crawling for days with gun shot wounds. Men are tough as fuck....we dont have any REAL one up because God cursed us with incredibly painful birth process.



 Ulcers are horrific!  Extremely painful. NOT quite birth level but that burning is baaaadddd.

[Anonymous]

Ulcers can apparently mimic that level of pain, though I have my doubts. I had an ulcer for the longest time, it would flare periodically (initially around every eleven months or thereabouts) but the pain episodes would largely have corrected themselves before I could get in front of a general practitioner to find out what the hell was going on, which wasn't  helpful. One of my earlier hospital stays, a nurse made the comparison between the two. I was in back arching agony from abdominal pain at the time, but I remember thinking that surely labour pains were worse. Well, it terms of pain level at least, because if we're to be honest here, you're forcing a watermelon out of a lemon sized hole which isn't exactly going to tickle. But at least you know you'll eventually be done and dusted with the worst of it, which was a consideration I did not have. I knew it wasn't labour because (duhh) "wrong equipment" and the five long hour sessions of sweating and writhing and of trying to find a position... any position... that offered even the slightest relief from that gut wrenching experience was all too often a nightly odyssey that ended with an hour or two of feeling like my guts were tearing loose from their moorings. Then I would void the contents of my stomach... violently... and be able to get a little shuteye for my troubles. It would be fourteen years of increasingly painful and frequent episodes like these before before anyone correctly diagnosed what was happening and treated it. Luckily I was in North America by then and had access to non-amoxycillin based treatments.



Even so, I doubt I'd have the pain tolerance for childbirth, though my endurance might stand me in good stead. Thankfully I won't ever have the occasion to find out... I can leave that sort of shit to the experts and tip my hat in respect of a job well done.

 Well as a woman who have birth 4 times...naturally ...and three times with no epidural so I got the full experince....and who has also had kidney stones to the point of needing a tube through my actual fucking back....I can tell you this.



 First....obstructed kidney stones IMO are worse than labor.



 And a good mimicking of childbirth would actually be if you took the worst gas pain you've ever had and multiplied by about 100....to the point where your palms sweat and you go to your knees....and felt like you had a melon shaped bomb in your pelvic area....that's pretty much child birth.



 Usually when I say "gas pain" people are like "awww man that's nothing".....I dont mean a few cramps. I mean like post surgery gas pain lol. Severe and crippling.

Everything except the bomb in the pelvis bit. And the sweaty palms? That was every square inch of my skin. More than once paramedics were convinced the pain was indicative of a cardiac episode I knew it wasn't that, but you know how much ice it cuts with a medical professional when the patient tries to tell them their business.



Never had kidney stones, though I did have some testicular spasms in my early twenties. All the cramp pain you've ever imagined, concentrated into a needlepoint skewer and stabbed right up the crotch... not fun.

[Lokmar]

I'd slam a 5th of Jack.

[Thiel]

Seamajor seemed like the most unhappy person I have seen posting here.

[Blazor]

Lol too funny Frued. Maybe now you'll get a craving and try pineapple on pizza  ac_dance





My wife, she craved pickles. She would put them on pizza. But the most disgusting, was using vanilla pudding as dip for pickles like chip hahaha.

[Dove]

Lol too funny Frued. Maybe now you'll get a craving and try pineapple on pizza  ac_dance





My wife, she craved pickles. She would put them on pizza. But the most disgusting, was using vanilla pudding as dip for pickles like chip hahaha.

 Yuck



 I never eat fast food but during the first trimester I wanted a nacho bell grande so fucking bad. And I finally got one and the smell was gagging me.



 So I took that shit into the bathroom with me and are it while I puked.

[Blazor]

Lol too funny Frued. Maybe now you'll get a craving and try pineapple on pizza  ac_dance





My wife, she craved pickles. She would put them on pizza. But the most disgusting, was using vanilla pudding as dip for pickles like chip hahaha.

 Yuck



 I never eat fast food but during the first trimester I wanted a nacho bell grande so fucking bad. And I finally got one and the smell was gagging me.



 So I took that shit into the bathroom with me and are it while I puked.

Lol dang!



I cant tell you how many times I had to go by Burger King for a ham and cheese from them lol. That was her MAIN craving.