How come

[It's Poppy]

If that spy balloon had been yellow and had a big smiley face, it wouldn't have been as frightening.

Hey you, I thought of you last night, teehee.



So Im on Chaturbate, looking around, and there was one that had an anime character as the cam model. I clicked on it out of curiosity, as there was like 7000 folks in there. It had your "voice" lulz.



Even funnier, the folks posting in the channel, knew the person's name was Mel  ac_toofunny

Melody's Twitch career aint doing so well, probably because she spends more time virtual cam whoring it up at Chatamasturbator...it's sad all the simps who waste real money on a cartoon character that looks only slightly better than those dirty muppets in the The Happytime Murders movie.

[Garraty_47]

So Im on Chaturbate

1) I don't know what that is

2) There's no way in hell I'm typing that into a search engine

...so...

3) WTF is Chaturbate, plz?



 ac_wot

[Trump’s Niece]

I'm not googling that either

[Garraty_47]

I'm not googling that either

I know, right?

What if I step outside for a smoke and a like meteorite lands on me or something...



...that will *not* be the last thing in my search history dammit. LoL

[Trump’s Niece]

My husband saw that I googled "where to buy legal speed" and had a shit attack. He'll fucking perform an exorcism if he finds chaturbate in my history.

[Anonymous]

Weebles is prescribed speed.

[Anonymous]

Weebles is prescribed speed.

I have it written down in the journal where I track all posters' personal lives.

[Anonymous]

Why not. Never know when you might want to use the info.

[Anonymous]

Why not.

You must like the RCMP coming to your tiny little apartment.

[Anonymous]

Fact is, RCMP have never come to my door, other than to investigate a shooting and return my rifle. You'd like to believe the crap spewed out of shen li's mouth though. I shot a guy in the head. No criminal record for it. I was given a conditional sentence. I completed the conditions and my record was wiped clean.

[Anonymous]

Why not.

You must like the RCMP coming to your tiny little apartment.

They are the only people who will talk to an acne prone stalking Indian like me.

[Anonymous]

Now herman is talking to himself trying hard to convince people of his lies.



Erica, you can surely see herman is even more desperate and pathetic than seamajor. Look at him getting all worked up.

[Anonymous]

Now herman is talking to himself trying hard to convince people of his lies.



Erica, you can surely see herman is even more desperate and pathetic than seamajor. Look at him getting all worked up.

But, I love Herman. Next week it will be Erica. The week after that dove becomes my obsession.

[Blazor]

Hey you, I thought of you last night, teehee.



So Im on Chaturbate, looking around, and there was one that had an anime character as the cam model. I clicked on it out of curiosity, as there was like 7000 folks in there. It had your "voice" lulz.



Even funnier, the folks posting in the channel, knew the person's name was Mel  ac_toofunny

Melody's Twitch career aint doing so well, probably because she spends more time virtual cam whoring it up at Chatamasturbator...it's sad all the simps who waste real money on a cartoon character that looks only slightly better than those dirty muppets in the The Happytime Murders movie.

Oh my gosh, you sound like you know what Im talking about  





Im not a member, I just browse lol.

[Blazor]

So Im on Chaturbate

1) I don't know what that is

2) There's no way in hell I'm typing that into a search engine

...so...

3) WTF is Chaturbate, plz?



 ac_wot

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