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Sales for Bud Light, have fallen for a sixth consecutive week following its partnership with transgender social-media influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

Lokmar

I remember when libtards were telling me my boycott didnt matter! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Herman

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He mentioned the elephant in the room... many of us have already accepted that we were never alone.

Yes, but are they lizards or crab people? Interdimensional frog goblins perhaps? Maybe it was that god Lokmar's been banging on about?



Or maybe it's some hyperintelligent ray, shown up for its daily humans on toast?



https://archive.org/details/TheQuatermassConclusion1979">https://archive.org/details/TheQuatermassConclusion1979



Hmmm.... maybe I should put any plans I had for attending coronations and rock concerts on hold for now...

I would say lizards.

Berry Sweet

There's nothing out there.  Aliens are fallen angels.  They live here, right on this planet.  Possibly inside the planet, in the oceans and difficult places we can't get to.

Herman

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There's nothing out there.  Aliens are fallen angels.  They live here, right on this planet.  Possibly inside the planet, in the oceans and difficult places we can't get to.

Joe is an alien.

Adolf Oliver Bush

My aunt Barbara was an alien. She went on holiday, got back to find the power had been cut off and all these things growing in her fridge that looked like something out of the Muppet Show.



They told her she was an alien.



Come to think of it, she looked vaguely reptilian too.
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

DKG

Automotive website Carfax sent out an alert that shows that about 2.5 million vehicles across the United States are subject to urgent recalls that have not yet been fixed.



In the bulletin, released on May 17, Carfax said that those vehicles are currently subject to "do not drive" and "park outside" safety recalls. About 10 states have more than 70,000 vehicles each driving on their roads, with California, Texas, Florida, New York, and Pennsylvania leading the way.



"All recalls need to be taken seriously, but these two types are more time-sensitive than most because they urge owners to either not operate their vehicle, or to park away from any structure to avoid a fire. There have been serious consequences from some of the problems that these vehicles are being recalled for," said Carfax on its website.



Meanwhile, Patrick Olsen, editor-in-chief for Carfax, noted that many of the urgent recalls were issued more than a decade ago by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHSTA). In elaborating, he told 11ABC last week that a "park outside" notice means that a vehicle has an elevated risk of causing a structure fire.

formosan

Al Pacino is reportedly expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, who is eight months pregnant..



The Godfather star, 83, and Alfallah, 29, have been quietly dating since the pandemic
too old to be a fashionista

Oliver Clotheshoffe

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Al Pacino is reportedly expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, who is eight months pregnant..



The Godfather star, 83, and Alfallah, 29, have been quietly dating since the pandemic




83? How did he do that, I'm only 63 and I can't get it up... uh, I mean I'm usually too tired for sex... uh, yeah, that's it... tired...  ac_crying
Life is too short to be in a hurry

formosan

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Al Pacino is reportedly expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, who is eight months pregnant..



The Godfather star, 83, and Alfallah, 29, have been quietly dating since the pandemic




83? How did he do that, I'm only 63 and I can't get it up... uh, I mean I'm usually too tired for sex... uh, yeah, that's it... tired...  ac_crying

 :ohmy:
too old to be a fashionista

Herman

Quote from: formosan post_id=502411 time=1685559148 user_id=3391
Al Pacino is reportedly expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, who is eight months pregnant..



The Godfather star, 83, and Alfallah, 29, have been quietly dating since the pandemic

If he can become a dad again at age eighty three, Joe who is close to that age might just lose his cherry yet before he croaks.

Herman

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Adolf Oliver Bush

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Al Pacino is reportedly expecting his fourth child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, who is eight months pregnant..



The Godfather star, 83, and Alfallah, 29, have been quietly dating since the pandemic




83? How did he do that, I'm only 63 and I can't get it up... uh, I mean I'm usually too tired for sex... uh, yeah, that's it... tired...  ac_crying

NOT like this --->
">//https://youtu.be/C0fXyII9i8I?t=1069
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Herman

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83? How did he do that, I'm only 63 and I can't get it up... uh, I mean I'm usually too tired for sex... uh, yeah, that's it... tired...  ac_crying

NOT like this --->
">//https://youtu.be/C0fXyII9i8I?t=1069

Jesus H, videos like that remind me I have it pretty good with my old lady.

Adolf Oliver Bush

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NOT like this --->
">//https://youtu.be/C0fXyII9i8I?t=1069

Jesus H, videos like that remind me I have it pretty good with my old lady.

Heheheh.  ac_biggrin
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles