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[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Two catholics walk into the Vatican.... which one becomes pope?

This is the one time in my life I'd want a black guy running things.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

A female slashed the face of a 3-year-old boy she kidnapped at a Walmart in Omaha, Nebraska, on Tuesday morning — and officers opened fire on her, police said.

A two-officer patrol unit arrived at the location where officers approached the armed woman — later identified as 31-year-old Noemi Guzman — who was standing by a shopping cart with a 3-year-old boy in the cart, police said.

Guzman was making multiple threats with the knife, police said, and officers gave multiple verbal commands for Guzman to drop the knife.

Police said she refused to drop the weapon and cut the boy.

With that, the patrol officers fired their service weapons striking Guzman.

Officers began lifesaving measures on Guzman, but police said she was pronounced dead at the scene.

Omaha Fire Department medics took the boy to Children's Hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries, police said.

That's why I say 'Hey, man, nice shot.  What a good shot, man."

[Herman]

 

[Herman]