This n that

[Oliver the Second]

He is entitled to a trial.

Conducted by the Hanging Judge 

[formosan]

It's her way of saying she couldn't get an inmate to agree to a conjugal visit with her if she offered him twenty cartons of cigarettes.

It's just a meme.....I don't take it literally.

[Brent]

A sixty six year old former middle school teacher in Rochester New York operated prostitution parties in his home.

Investigators cited emails from 66-year-old Eric Simpson showing that he charged people for the parties at his home on Canandaigua Road in Macedon from 2021 until December 2025.

"Simpson regularly promoted, managed, and carried on prostitution parties, arranging to have commercial sex workers present and available to perform commercial sex acts with himself and with those he invited to the parties," the press release reads.

Prosecutors said Simpson was known as "Major Hands."

In addition to the parties, prosecutors said Simpson "promoted, established, and carried on" meetings between prostitutes and their clients at the home even when he was not present.

At least there were no juveniles involved. And no females were forced into the sex trade. Everybody involved was a consenting adult.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Give him a medal for his entrepreneurship.