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Adolf Oliver Bush

#60
August 04, 2023, 05:07:19 AM
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Adolf Oliver Bush

#62
August 14, 2023, 07:13:41 AM
https://voca.ro/17SCgmR0xGpu


You don't need chardonnay
No sushi, no pate
Just get your mates around
Some bastard on the ground

Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party

Accepted etiquette
Is spilling the claret
We damn near could use bibs
(Tonight we're having ribs)

Just leave the lighting low
A lonely street lamp's glow (street lamp's glow)
Into its frightened rays
Will walk tonight's entrees

Boot party
Boot party
Boot party (smooth)
Boot party (Sunday night at the party)

Tomorrow's Monday, mate
We're back to lives we hate
We take revenge tonight
You could be our next invite

Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party

Just keep the lighting low
A lonely street lamp's glow
Into its frightened ray
Will walk tonight's entree

Tomorrow's Monday, mate
We're back to the lives we hate
We take revenge tonight
(You could be the next invite)

Welcome...
Welcome to the party
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Adolf Oliver Bush

#63
August 23, 2023, 06:53:24 AM
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Frood

#64
August 24, 2023, 08:22:41 AM Last Edit: August 24, 2023, 08:24:18 AM by Frood
One live version, one release... same song.



Blahhhhhh...

Adolf Oliver Bush

#65
August 26, 2023, 12:30:04 AM
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Adolf Oliver Bush

#66
August 28, 2023, 04:11:45 AM
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Dove

#67
September 03, 2023, 02:20:50 PM
 
 I got a wicked taste for trouble, and I'm never never satisfied
 
 Yeah I'm a whole lot of trouble baby, my evil ways can't hide

 Oh my my

 Well I've been itching for trouble babe, every single day that I'm alive

 https://youtu.be/sVTYM_rCHsw?si=cUjd5gYJh8EoZDpj

 *sigh* life anthems.  :drunk2:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Adolf Oliver Bush

#68
September 11, 2023, 05:46:13 AM Last Edit: September 11, 2023, 05:49:21 AM by Adolf Oliver Bush
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre - "Car Park"


Standing at the bar and I was minding my own business
When this ugly looking fella said I tried to kiss his missus
I said "I wouldn't know your missus from a piece of shark"
He said "would you mind repeatin' that over in the car park?"

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

When my baby moves, she gives me lots of excitation
And the way she sucks a straw fills me with expectation
And I whisper in her ear "honey, do you bark?"
She says "come on and I'll show you over in the car park"

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

SATAN!

He had a '57 Ford, I had a '57 Holden
We traded insults through the window when the lights had long gone golden
He saw the semi trailer just before he carked
He said "I knew I shoulda bloody had you over in the..."

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

Car park!
SATAN!
Car park!

She's a hot piece of ass with a face like Farrah Fawcett
With the flattest little tummy, well you'd swear she wears a corset
And she always lets you bite her where you never leave a mark
And there's been long queues for hours waiting their turn in the car park

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

Car park!
Car park!
Car park!
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Adolf Oliver Bush

#69
October 09, 2023, 05:35:29 AM
Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Dove

#70
December 19, 2023, 04:21:40 AM
 I know this is cheesy as fuck. But me and the man here have taken to sending eachother love songs from the 20s and 30s.

 https://youtu.be/LREzwZajsLM?si=Jkkn5T7Bk4xp054_
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

#71
December 19, 2023, 04:38:05 AM
***gag***

Get a fucking room why don't youse...
Funny As Fuck! Funny As Fuck! x 1 View List
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

#72
December 20, 2023, 05:11:43 PM Last Edit: December 20, 2023, 05:14:06 PM by Dove
Quote from: Frood on December 19, 2023, 04:38:05 AM***gag***

Get a fucking room why don't youse...

 If you think that's bad.

 I'm the reason this has been his favorite love song...for 20 years. I knew that. But I didn't realize how personal it was, because I'm a dumb clueless idiot. 

 https://youtu.be/rAJMTd6OO78?si=64Rz66QyqVLXyYTX 

 I know he is in a certain kind of mushy and nostalgic mood when he suddenly plays it and looks at me like we are 19 again. 

 He got into the older music to impress my grandmother. *sigh*
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#73
December 20, 2023, 09:56:39 PM
 All my prick friends in high school and some even to this day enjoy singing this shit to me.

 I don't even know why me. I have certainly never been the only brown eyed girl in the bunch. But somehow I ended up being the one people look at and "shalalalalalala tee dah!" And I fucking hated it worse than those songs from Grease I used to get harassed with (you know....because of my name)

 Anyway

 https://youtu.be/yZ-VUnIehi8?si=l__5Gl5fwYFBl0jG
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

#74
December 20, 2023, 09:59:37 PM
 GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY SILKY DRAWS!!

 https://youtu.be/moPdZxRc12A?si=4_uI_KCdW7rbrdXO

 
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.
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