Dove, Just Shut The Fuck Up

[Shen Li]

I was curious about the great white whale's latest antics, so I took a peek at the flame forum. I couldn't find what I was looking for, but I did find this:

I feel it nessesary to point out that while I'm separated and divorcing, I'm living with my male besty and getting intensely turned on by his cooking skills, writing skills, amazing sense of humor and his enduring care for my well being and devotion to it.



If I marry this guy the weekend after my divorce is final absolutely no one should be surprised lol. The 4th pancake is usually the winner for me.

I get it Dove, you are a turmoil-junkie mess of a woman. You''ll never change. However, why the fuck do you always have to share your latest self-inflicted wounds with a tiny group of strangers on an obscure forum. Nobody needs to be reminded again, again and again what a total fuck up you are . No normal person wants to know these details of your life either.

[Garraty_47]

Some people like to share.

Scratch that... some people *need* to share.



I'm not and never have been one of them but I've known enough other bipedal apes to know that Sharers account for a significant portion of our species.



Vive la différence!

[Lokmar]

I didnt even know Dove was going through the Big D.

[Herman]

I was curious about the great white whale's latest antics, so I took a peek at the flame forum. I couldn't find what I was looking for, but I did find this:

I feel it nessesary to point out that while I'm separated and divorcing, I'm living with my male besty and getting intensely turned on by his cooking skills, writing skills, amazing sense of humor and his enduring care for my well being and devotion to it.



If I marry this guy the weekend after my divorce is final absolutely no one should be surprised lol. The 4th pancake is usually the winner for me.

I get it Dove, you are a turmoil-junkie mess of a woman. You''ll never change. However, why the fuck do you always have to share your latest self-inflicted wounds with a tiny group of strangers on an obscure forum. Nobody needs to be reminded again, again and again what a total fuck up you are . No normal person wants to know these details of your life either.

Well shit. This aint good. Even if old Dove thinks it is right now.

[Herman]

Some people like to share.

Scratch that... some people *need* to share.



I'm not and never have been one of them but I've known enough other bipedal apes to know that Sharers account for a significant portion of our species.



Vive la différence!

I share too much myself sometimes. Especially when I have had too many thimbles of barrelwash. But, If what is posted is true, Dove takes the cake.

[Biggie Smiles]

Dove knows I love her to death but I'm on record not agreeing or supporting this



She's a big girl tho and does what she feels is best

[Herman]

Dove knows I love her to death but I'm on record not agreeing or supporting this



She's a big girl tho and does what she feels is best

That is good that you can be really close to a gal and disagree with her.

[Anonymous]

I'll stand by what I said to Caskur a week or so ago. It isn't something you should enter into lightly, the better outcome always being to work at the relationship, but sometimes there simply isn't another option and remaining together in a loveless relationship only ends up hurting both parties.



And I get where Shen is coming from too.... tough love from the Taiwan-adjacent might be what the doctor ordered, but if Dove is letting the floodgates open then shit... I don't recommend bottling it up.



After all, she could be armed... too much unreleased emotion might make her go church tower on us. Fuck that shit.

[Shen Li]

I'll stand by what I said to Caskur a week or so ago. It isn't something you should enter into lightly, the better outcome always being to work at the relationship, but sometimes there simply isn't another option and remaining together in a loveless relationship only ends up hurting both parties.



And I get where Shen is coming from too.... tough love from the Taiwan-adjacent might be what the doctor ordered, but if Dove is letting the floodgates open then shit... I don't recommend bottling it up.



After all, she could be armed... too much unreleased emotion might make her go church tower on us. Fuck that shit.

She'll try to justify it.

[Shen Li]

Some people like to share.

Scratch that... some people *need* to share.



I'm not and never have been one of them but I've known enough other bipedal apes to know that Sharers account for a significant portion of our species.



Vive la différence!

Dove is the worst offender. Does she think anyone needs reminding that she is a total fuck up.

[Anonymous]

I'll stand by what I said to Caskur a week or so ago. It isn't something you should enter into lightly, the better outcome always being to work at the relationship, but sometimes there simply isn't another option and remaining together in a loveless relationship only ends up hurting both parties.



And I get where Shen is coming from too.... tough love from the Taiwan-adjacent might be what the doctor ordered, but if Dove is letting the floodgates open then shit... I don't recommend bottling it up.



After all, she could be armed... too much unreleased emotion might make her go church tower on us. Fuck that shit.

She'll try to justify it.

Of course she will. And I will refuse to get worked up about it. It was the same when she ran that troll with Martini slagging her off on a podcast while she sat next to him giggling under her breath. No sense in getting invested in the floor show, no matter how legitimate it is or it turns out to be.



Shit... nearly thirty years on forums, I reckon I've seen and heard it all at this point. Let the justification roll out, we can get on to the next embarrassing reenactment.

[Shen Li]

She'll try to justify it.

Of course she will. And I will refuse to get worked up about it. It was the same when she ran that troll with Martini slagging her off on a podcast while she sat next to him giggling under her breath. No sense in getting invested in the floor show, no matter how legitimate it is or it turns out to be.



Shit... nearly thirty years on forums, I reckon I've seen and heard it all at this point. Let the justification roll out, we can get on to the next embarrassing reenactment.

The biggest turnoff for me about the old SG was the constant Dove-KM drama. Dove had to share every single personal mistake of her life with a bunch of fucking strangers. Like we want to read that crap let alone giving a shit.

[Anonymous]

Of course she will. And I will refuse to get worked up about it. It was the same when she ran that troll with Martini slagging her off on a podcast while she sat next to him giggling under her breath. No sense in getting invested in the floor show, no matter how legitimate it is or it turns out to be.



Shit... nearly thirty years on forums, I reckon I've seen and heard it all at this point. Let the justification roll out, we can get on to the next embarrassing reenactment.

The biggest turnoff for me about the old SG was the constant Dove-KM drama. Dove had to share every single personal mistake of her life with a bunch of fucking strangers. Like we want to read that crap let alone giving a shit.

Yeah, well maybe the fracas turned genuine at the tail of it and maybe not. It's possible, I knew pretty much from the outset that it was a troll designed to get the community's tongues wagging and if Martini had to throw her under the bus to make that happen, I can well imagine he'd do it. He's not the only one that would either, I can think of a few people from the troll and flaming communities with that mindset.



Either way it got ground into the dirt as it was intended to be from the get-go. I was jaded with it long before Martini hit his stride with the TV crew more than a decade ago, though I did appreciate his efforts on the podcast front... second only to my own brief run as Calvin Cuntkicker some years before.



I heard tell a couple of those got posted over at BF recently to the total bemusement of the uninitiated. Even if the persons and events they dealt with were current, I imagine they'd sail clear over their pointy little heads.

[Shen Li]

The biggest turnoff for me about the old SG was the constant Dove-KM drama. Dove had to share every single personal mistake of her life with a bunch of fucking strangers. Like we want to read that crap let alone giving a shit.

Yeah, well maybe the fracas turned genuine at the tail of it and maybe not. It's possible, I knew pretty much from the outset that it was a troll designed to get the community's tongues wagging and if Martini had to throw her under the bus to make that happen, I can well imagine he'd do it. He's not the only one that would either, I can think of a few people from the troll and flaming communities with that mindset.



Either way it got ground into the dirt as it was intended to be from the get-go. I was jaded with it long before Martini hit his stride with the TV crew more than a decade ago, though I did appreciate his efforts on the podcast front... second only to my own brief run as Calvin Cuntkicker some years before.



I heard tell a couple of those got posted over at BF recently to the total bemusement of the uninitiated. Even if the persons and events they dealt with were current, I imagine they'd sail clear over their pointy little heads.

Since I saw the first Dove post, there has been a constant theme. She screws up her life and runs straight to the forums to share her latest real life drama. Enough is enough. She can fuck off with that shit.

[Erica Mena]

Aye Dovey. Sigh