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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

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Started by Melson Gibson, May 09, 2023, 05:20:50 AM

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Berry Sweet

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Is she?  She looks 25+ to me...

Then you are either hammered or need glasses.


He's got his beer goggles on...and sitting in his pooey chair...

Frood

Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500239 time=1683699819 user_id=3397
That said, is it just me, or are women really ageing super fast these days?  This is a trend I've more recently noticed...



For instance, when I went to High School, the Teachers could be easily separated from the students simply by looks.  You could tell who was who.



Now, that 16 year old student could easily double as the 30 year old Teaching Assistant.  No fucking joke.



I have yearbook photos as proof of this phenomenon.


They tried to keep up with us menfolk in drinking, drug taking, bad living and fucking, because Feeeminismz!





Unfortunately they didn't realise that it's our MO for tens of thousands of years and we evolved to handle it.



June Cleaver would have looked like a drug fucked hag had she tried to keep up with Ward.
Blahhhhhh...

caskur

Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500239 time=1683699819 user_id=3397
That said, is it just me, or are women really ageing super fast these days?  This is a trend I've more recently noticed...



For instance, when I went to High School, the Teachers could be easily separated from the students simply by looks.  You could tell who was who.



Now, that 16 year old student could easily double as the 30 year old Teaching Assistant.  No fucking joke.



I have yearbook photos as proof of this phenomenon.


When I was 14 going on 15, I was offered a barmaids job at the swanky Raffles Hotel ...
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

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So you looked 30 years old or something at the time?
Blahhhhhh...

Melson Gibson

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When I was 14 going on 15, I was offered a barmaids job at the swanky Raffles Hotel ...

How were the benefits at the time?

DKG

Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=500240 time=1683702630 user_id=164
Quote from: DKG post_id=500217 time=1683665206 user_id=3390


Then you are either hammered or need glasses.


He's got his beer goggles on...and sitting in his pooey chair...

That is a likely possibility.

caskur

Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=500247 time=1683714904 user_id=3397
Quote from: caskur post_id=500243 time=1683712634 user_id=2156
When I was 14 going on 15, I was offered a barmaids job at the swanky Raffles Hotel ...

How were the benefits at the time?


What benefits? I was still in high school... I had lunch at the Raffles Hotel and was approached by employers to work there... obviously I told them I was too young to work in a bar...
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Shen Li

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You know how this looks, right?

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She is 14 years old...



Here is a birthday video... Skip to 5:10 for confirmation.

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Sick white animals.

Quote from: DKG post_id=500217 time=1683665206 user_id=3390
Then you are either hammered or need glasses.

She looks to be in her 20's to me, so that's good enough!   acc_angry



And yes, there's a good chance that I'm hammered when posting, and I do need magnifiers for the small print...

I'm afraid it isn't good enough legally.

Berry Sweet

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He's got his beer goggles on...and sitting in his pooey chair...

That is a likely possibility.


Already possible the chair is wet from pee....and yes likely possible a pooey chair by this point...with weebs popping pills in the background....one day they will be pooey forever!

DKG

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Quote from: DKG post_id=500253 time=1683721243 user_id=3390


That is a likely possibility.


Already possible the chair is wet from pee....and yes likely possible a pooey chair by this point...with weebs popping pills in the background....one day they will be pooey forever!

I'll make a note to be busy if Mel invites me over.