The Coronation has been now hijacked...

[caskur]

plus the latest generation can't write a song to save their sorry lives.

Sure they can.



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Drop Jaw John - "Bra Bustin' Bitches"

Sounds like a new way of scaring rodents out of your house.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Sure they can.



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Drop Jaw John - "Bra Bustin' Bitches"

Sounds like a new way of scaring rodents out of your house.

Meh, I only need to show them a photo of you for that!  ac_toofunny

[caskur]

[Frood]

[caskur]

You know John Farnham is THE GREATEST vocalists of all time according to other vocalists... I'd throw in Tom Jones, Elvis....  with him but that is just me.



 I am not really into heavy metal...they can't sing

[Frood]

Johnny Fart-ham absolutely sucks...



Even worse than Elvis.....

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

You know John Farnham

Yeah I do. He (how did you put it?) ..."can't write a song to save his sorry life."



Whining yodeling nuisance he is, one of the lesser lights in the genre of "Whinge Rock" who got his start by sucking Molly Meldrum's dick.



And the only reason I know all this was because he used to play in a band my mate was the keyboardist of. None of them got on their knees for Molly, only John did.

[caskur]

You know John Farnham

Yeah I do. He (how did you put it?) ..."can't write a song to save his sorry life."



Whining yodeling nuisance he is, one of the lesser lights in the genre of "Whinge Rock" who got his start by sucking Molly Meldrum's dick.



And the only reason I know all this was because he used to play in a band my mate was the keyboardist of. None of them got on their knees for Molly, only John did.

 It figures one of the most powerful rocker vocalists of all time would get a negative response from a small talent like you..... Is anybody going to make a movie about you? No they aren't.



 

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Yeah I do. He (how did you put it?) ..."can't write a song to save his sorry life."



Whining yodeling nuisance he is, one of the lesser lights in the genre of "Whinge Rock" who got his start by sucking Molly Meldrum's dick.



And the only reason I know all this was because he used to play in a band my mate was the keyboardist of. None of them got on their knees for Molly, only John did.

 It figures one of the most powerful rocker vocalists of all time would get a negative response from a small talent like you..... Is anybody going to make a movie about you? No they aren't.



 

Oh oh oh, Im soooo crushed!  :001_rolleyes:  Talk about "shoot the messenger"!!! I was only being candid and honest. Johnny Farnham sucked dick to get where he was, he sucked a richer class of dick than you ever did. Which is probably just as well as he was annoying enough getting pushed to the front of the line for such forgettable junk like "Sadie The Cleaning Lady". I might have been convinced to to a Van Gogh on my earlobes if your squawking ever got captured by a U-47 at Armstrongs! Knowing you, you'd have probably mistaken it for a dildo anyway, unless Rolf Harris got to you first and jammed his didjeridon't up your dung funnel.



Thank fuck I got to work with the real talent. I actually have you to thank for that, weirdly enough. Remember that time you were going all out, slagging me off to Flea? Heh, thanks for taking that option off the table, it freed me up to concentrate on career... by the end of that year I was working with a bunch of internationally renown artists, most of them with political connections. Financed me a nice little mobile recording unit, then a studio in the heart of downtown Ottawa. I even ended up marrying one of my clients.



It was a nice return to the industry, proved to myself that I still had it. I reckon can live without a movie deal. My mentor Tony Cohen sure as hell could. Shit, he wouldn't even show up at the Arias when he knew they were getting ready to hand him an award for that Cruel Sea album (the same year Jimmy Barnes phoned in his eulogy from the UK for Molly "blow me" Meldrum live across Australia).



True talent always makes it, it doesn't need promotion and blowjobs to get it out there. Johnny is a hack who can hit a note, sure, but be fucked if he ever learned what feel was about. Give him his cruddy little made for TV movie, he probably needs more royalties for his coke habit.

[caskur]

So what,.... You don't know Susan Boylan..... we do... you have no idea who you are talking to and who I know or who I am related to.



There is something definitely wrong with you.... you hate the truely gifted it appears.



suck a Savaloy...



   







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Az, the person I forgot was Rebel the Uncanny TDT capo... he was the other capricorn to el kabong...

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

So what,.... You don't know Susan Boylan..... we do... you have no idea who you are talking to and who I know or who I am related to.

Purlease, you posted up your deets and half of Brawl-Hall ran a train on you!  ac_lmfao  I know exactly who... and what... you are.

There is something definitely wrong with you.... you hate the truely gifted it appears.

How many times do you need telling? I can't hate, I don't know how. I've never hated anything in my life! ac_biggrin



Maybe that's what's "wrong" with me... I've never managed to get that emotionally invested in the things that annoy. It is useful though, not being able to hate. Leaves more time for thinking things through, not to mention enjoying the better things that life brings.



Tell me about this "hate" Caskur, since you seem to be so intimately familiar with it. How is it supposed to make me feel? Wait; scratch that - let me look it up in the dictionary...

hate

1a : intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury

1b: extreme dislike or disgust : ANTIPATHY, LOATHING

Hmmmmm.....no, can't say as I've ever felt that... about anything. In fact, I see usefulness in everything I encounter, even if it's only an opportunity to mock it.



Evil, they say, hates to be mocked. Do you hate to be mocked Caskur?  ac_biggrin

[caskur]

Have you ever had an original thought el-dipshit?

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Have you ever had an original thought el-dipshit?

More to the point, have you? You're always thinking in dichotomies, your "truth" drummed into your brainbox and everything else is either "evil" or "stupid" or both.



It hasn't changed much in 20 years, has it? Well apart from the bit about you trying to have sex with the highest ranking messageboard operator of every board you've ever been a part of. That shit was just plain wrong, I'm glad you stopped embarrassing yourself so!

[caskur]

Note he doesn't deny or confirm having an original thought as I already suspected of a man who can't recognize genius when it stands before him and smacks him in the face with a mullet.



 This is why men should be turfed from the music business.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Note he doesn't deny or confirm having an original thought as I already suspected of a man who can't recognize genius when it stands before him and smacks him in the face with a mullet.



 This is why men should be turfed from the music business.

Appeals to the gallery Caskur? That's not very "original" now, is it?  ac_biggrin



Say, if men are to be turfed from the music industry, what does that mean for Johnny "the fleshlight" Farnham? You turfing that whiny little maggot? Or is he not "man" enough for that consideration?