Politics/Religion Consolidated Megathread Extravaganza

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Rand Paul of Kentucky is ringing in the New Year with his annual Festivus Report, highlighting all the government's pet projects taxpayers have been funding.

Paul's 11th annual waste report totaled up a whopping $1.6 trillion, including $1.22 trillion in interest payments on the $38.5 trillion national debt.

The report features a roundup of the government's most egregious spending, including experiments dosing dogs with cocaine and teaching ferrets how to binge-drink. One program taught monkeys how to play a video game inspired by "The Price Is Right" for a whopping $14.6 million.

Some spending was directed toward actual people, not just pets. One program from the Department of Health and Human Services spent $1.5 million on an "innovative multilevel strategy" to reduce drug use in "Latinx" communities by using influencers and celebrities in TikTok campaigns, which the report dubbed "TikTok therapy." Other programs spent $2 million on "gender-affirming care" in Guatemala through USAID, as well as $2.8 million in DOD grants for implanting humanized mice with aborted fetal tissue.

Other funds were just misused entirely, with nearly $200 billion in COVID funds for schools being wasted on excessive amenities like ice cream trucks, rooms at Caesar's Palace, and renting out MLB stadiums.