I'd like to shoot every last Wild Turkey

[Melson Gibson]

These fucking things are tearing up some freshly patched up parts of my lawn, right as the new grass has just started to grow.  Now I have to get some more seed, and burlap to keep them away from it.



These useless, retarded fucking birds are not native to here, have no redeeming qualities, but yet there's comical limits on hunting them (only 3 birds per year).



If I could get away with it, I'd take my shotgun to every single one of these useless fucking things and bury them in a big hole.

[Shen Li]

These fucking things are tearing up some freshly patched up parts of my lawn, right as the new grass has just started to grow.  Now I have to get some more seed, and burlap to keep them away from it.



These useless, retarded fucking birds are not native to here, have no redeeming qualities, but yet there's comical limits on hunting them (only 3 birds per year).



If I could get away with it, I'd take my shotgun to every single one of these useless fucking things and bury them in a big hole.

Poor baby.

[Melson Gibson]

Poor baby.

I'm trying to make shit look nice here, so when a pack of large birds that are literally retarded (they can fly very well, but decide to repeatedly run head first into the fence every time I come to chase them away), and drop shit the size of small dog shit all over my porch and veranda, fuck up my shit, I get angry.



Now I have to redo the grass, spending time and money that wouldn't be necessary if not for these packs of invasive shithawks.

[caskur]

Poor baby.

I'm trying to make shit look nice here, so when a pack of large birds that are literally retarded (they can fly very well, but decide to repeatedly run head first into the fence every time I come to chase them away), and drop shit the size of small dog shit all over my porch and veranda, fuck up my shit, I get angry.



Now I have to redo the grass, spending time and money that wouldn't be necessary if not for these packs of invasive shithawks.

See, I would throw down veggie leaves I scabbed from the super market,... lettuce and cabbage leaves...



We have  buffalo grass... you grow that from  runners....But  having said all that, we don't have wild turkeys.



What about wood chipping that area instead of grassing it?

[caskur]

I just looked them up. BC has a problem. I think people might have to consider a cull.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

I imagine Mel might consider woodchipping the turkeys.

[caskur]

That would be too bloody...



He should eat some...

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

He should mine his front lawn and make book on how many he can turn to pink mist. I mean he's gonna have to redo his garden anyway, so he might as well make a bit of money out of it.

[DKG]

These fucking things are tearing up some freshly patched up parts of my lawn, right as the new grass has just started to grow.  Now I have to get some more seed, and burlap to keep them away from it.



These useless, retarded fucking birds are not native to here, have no redeeming qualities, but yet there's comical limits on hunting them (only 3 birds per year).



If I could get away with it, I'd take my shotgun to every single one of these useless fucking things and bury them in a big hole.

We have wild turkeys in this area too. I have seen them occasiaonally driving to Horseshoe Valley resort.

[caskur]

Try living next door to this... the true sound of Australia....lol

[Lokmar]

These fucking things are tearing up some freshly patched up parts of my lawn, right as the new grass has just started to grow.  Now I have to get some more seed, and burlap to keep them away from it.



These useless, retarded fucking birds are not native to here, have no redeeming qualities, but yet there's comical limits on hunting them (only 3 birds per year).



If I could get away with it, I'd take my shotgun to every single one of these useless fucking things and bury them in a big hole.

Ruger 10/22 with a soda bottle silencer. No one will ever know. Make sure you put a thermal scope on it like I did to mine. Yes, I own a $300 rifle with a $2000 scope.

[Melson Gibson]

Ruger 10/22 with a soda bottle silencer. No one will ever know. Make sure you put a thermal scope on it like I did to mine. Yes, I own a $300 rifle with a $2000 scope.

I thought about this.  I do own a Marlin Model 60 (.22 LR), and was considering experimenting with subsonic rounds and other suppression techniques (suppressors are illegal in this country).  It's equipped with a cheap ass Bushnell scope though...



My other option could be an air rifle, but those are viewed as firearms once muzzle velocity exceeds 500 FPS here, so I'm not sure if even a .22 cal air rifle @ 500 FPS would pack enough kick to reliably do the job.



The .22 LR running subsonics may be my best bet...  Knowing my neighbours, they'd most likely be appreciative if I cleaned up the neighbourhood of these nuisance flying shit machines.

[Melson Gibson]

We have wild turkeys in this area too. I have seen them occasiaonally driving to Horseshoe Valley resort.

Ya, you guys have the Eastern Wild Turkey out there.  At one point these nuisance birds were hunted out of existence, but for some reason unknown to me, they were reintroduced and protected as a species.  To even mention culling nuisance species would have the tree huggers up in arms.



Most people don't even like the taste of them, preferring to eat the Domesticated Turkey instead.

[Melson Gibson]

Try living next door to this... the true sound of Australia....lol

[caskur]

Well the have rush hours then they rest...



Look bird keeps pests low... lawn = lawn beetles.



Digging up your lawn is not good so choose another idea....you've woodchips but you can also get ground cover plants. I only have lawn on my council verge.... on my property l have plants and brick paving.....