You gotta be shittin me

[Biggie Smiles]

Oak may talk mad shit, but she's never flat out put an obvious lie out there the way Murdock has. Oak doesn't lack self awareness either.





That's just my opinion

 Oak definitely struggles with self awareness.....just not the same sort that Moo does. Oak will attach all her own character defects and thought processes onto whoever she currently hates and accuse them of the shit she does.  



 But no she doesn't act like some cyber skank and post her body parts, hit on all the men, and talk about how hot and sexy she is.

This is 100% accurate

[Biggie Smiles]

Notice how I never really spoke about it at all while she was busy bragging about it over the years?

 Of course I noticed!



 I hated it!  Absolutely hated it and did my best to pretend it didn't bother me at all. It definitely irked me too death.



 I wasn't jealous or anything. Just irked and sad. I felt like she was doing it to get me jealous.



 You should have heard the phone calls. It was a big one sided competition on who was closer with her. I didn't have shit on the cosmic, soul connection she had with you where she can FEEL you needing her to call you.  And that whole time I "wasn't allowed" to be mad or upset because I went and got married and I was reminded of that too.

She was always jealous of you

[Dove]

 Of course I noticed!



 I hated it!  Absolutely hated it and did my best to pretend it didn't bother me at all. It definitely irked me too death.



 I wasn't jealous or anything. Just irked and sad. I felt like she was doing it to get me jealous.



 You should have heard the phone calls. It was a big one sided competition on who was closer with her. I didn't have shit on the cosmic, soul connection she had with you where she can FEEL you needing her to call you.  And that whole time I "wasn't allowed" to be mad or upset because I went and got married and I was reminded of that too.

She was always jealous of you

 Well she's a fucking idiot.  Imagine being jealous of someone and faking a friendship for years for what....a chance with a guy they were with?



 Yuck

[Biggie Smiles]

She was always jealous of you

 Well she's a fucking idiot.  Imagine being jealous of someone and faking a friendship for years for what....a chance with a guy they were with?



 Yuck

Shows you what a desperate person she is

[Dove]

 Well she's a fucking idiot.  Imagine being jealous of someone and faking a friendship for years for what....a chance with a guy they were with?



 Yuck

Shows you what a desperate person she is

 It's fucking sad.

[Herman]

Oak may talk mad shit, but she's never flat out put an obvious lie out there the way Murdock has. Oak doesn't lack self awareness either.





That's just my opinion

And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

[Frood]

And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

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Herman jumping over a murdle...

[Herman]

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

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Herman jumping over a murdle...

Ya, that is me alright. If I was twenty years younger and owned a suit.

[Biggie Smiles]

And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders

[Herman]

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders

Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.

[Frood]

Unless you're part of a debauched competition and you want to win the meat and booze hamper...

[Biggie Smiles]

Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders

Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.

I tried to block it out of my mind



It wasn't pleasant

[Herman]

Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.

I tried to block it out of my mind



It wasn't pleasant

It never is when you aint drunk and you can see.

[Odinson]

Does murdock have kids?

[Herman]

Does murdock have kids?

Probably.