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Colonel Crackskulls

August 09, 2023, 04:26:52 PM
 :s_hi:
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Herman

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August 09, 2023, 04:28:37 PM

Colonel Crackskulls

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August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM Last Edit: August 09, 2023, 04:39:28 PM by Bahamut
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Oliver the Second

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August 09, 2023, 04:39:17 PM
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I fucking gorgeous I tell you.


How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?

Colonel Crackskulls

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August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 09, 2023, 04:39:17 PM

How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?

Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Herman

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August 09, 2023, 04:42:31 PM
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.

Colonel Crackskulls

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August 09, 2023, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 04:42:31 PM
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.
Frankenstein gettin' some regular! My man!
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

DKG

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August 09, 2023, 07:09:24 PM
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
Greetings.

Frood

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August 10, 2023, 03:43:38 AM
Bet you this one hails from Illinois...
Blahhhhhh...

Oliver the Second

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August 10, 2023, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.


Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.

Colonel Crackskulls

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August 13, 2023, 04:53:45 PM Last Edit: August 13, 2023, 04:57:10 PM by Bahamut
Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 10, 2023, 07:44:42 PM

Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.
Yes.  I tried Crest before and it was too abrasive.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."
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