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Colonel Crackskulls

"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Herman


Colonel Crackskulls

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Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Oliver the Second

Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I fucking gorgeous I tell you.


How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?

Colonel Crackskulls

Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 09, 2023, 04:39:17 PM

How can I improve my memory so I can remember sex and dating?

Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Herman

Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:36:50 PM
Yup! Need any advice with anything involving sex and dating I'm your man. I'm fucking gorgeous I tell you.
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.

Colonel Crackskulls

Quote from: Herman on August 09, 2023, 04:42:31 PM
I got my fair share of notches on my bed post over the years too.
Frankenstein gettin' some regular! My man!
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

DKG

Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.
Greetings.

Frood

Bet you this one hails from Illinois...
Blahhhhhh...

Oliver the Second

Quote from: Bahamut on August 09, 2023, 04:40:35 PM
Masturbate at least 9 times a day using corn oil for lube.


Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.

Colonel Crackskulls

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Quote from: Oliver the Second on August 10, 2023, 07:44:42 PM

Corn oil... hmm... I wonder if it works better than toothpaste.
Yes.  I tried Crest before and it was too abrasive.
"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."