Australia is a cunt of a nation for takeaway/takeout/and overall general dining.

[Herman]

I spread it like peanut butter on a hot piece of toast and took a huge bite.  I spit that shit right out all over the table.  It was horrible.  Spend like 4 bucks on the jar of that gunk too.  I don't think I want to try anything else from Australia with "MITE" in the name.

I did get some packaged lamb chops from there once at a specialty store with exotic meats from all over the world.  They were quite tasty.

I never liked that shit when I lived in Australia. I like my bread too.

[Frood]

Here in the States we do that with peanut butter.  Thank God we had a black fella named Carver that figured out what to do with goober peas that grow like weeds down south.  I can't imagine growing up without peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.  On white bread, of course.

It does seem from the OP rant that Frood still remembers what pizza is supposed to be..

Vegemite needs to spread extremely thinly on real buttered toast... think lightly dusted.

Then a thick layer of mashed avocado over top. Slathering the Vegemite on like a P&B sounds like a horror show.

Vegemite on toast with cheese is quite good too.

I spent considerable amounts of my childhood around Philly and Jersey. Birthplace of the modern pizza.

[DKG]

I tried Marmite, but I think that is from Britain.

[caskur]

They just played a prank on the black American dude who is one of the Voice judges this year.... blindfolded they gave him a thick teaspoon of Vegemite... once the saltiness registered tongue to  brain, a horror raked over him... and he cussed... it was so funny.

They shouldn't do that to unsuspecting first timers.....lololol

[caskur]

I tried Marmite, but I think that is from Britain.

Marmite is horrible...

Vegemite is much less horrible but really promite is the nicest because they added a bit of sugar...

It all comes from the bottom of beer making barrels anyway... if you eat a tiny amount you'll recogize beer in it.   Because that is what it's made from... beer making.

[Frood]

They just played a prank on the black American dude who is one of the Voice this year.... blindfolded they gave him a thick teaspoon of Vegemite... once the saltiness registered tongue to  brain, a horror raked over him... and he cussed... it was so funny.

They shouldn't do that to unsuspecting first timers.....lololol

I can eat it thick but understand novice reactions.

Most kids hate beer, spirits, black coffee, and chillies. You wouldn't expect them to swallow a Carolina Reaper or double expresso.

[DKG]

Marmite is horrible...

Vegemite is much less horrible but really promite is the nicest because they added a bit of sugar...

It all comes from the bottom of beer making barrels anyway... if you eat a tiny amount you'll recogize beer in it.   Because that is what it's made from... beer making.

I thought Marmite was a British brand of vegemite. I doubt I would like vegemite.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

I tried that Vegemite fungus that Aussies spread on their toast one time.  It was the most disgusting thing I ever ate.  It took a week to wash the taste of that filth out of my mouth.

...put the most miniscule amount with plenty of butter... You probably tried it too thick ....

I spread it like peanut butter on a hot piece of toast and took a huge bite.  I spit that shit right out all over the table.

I'm not fucking surprised, that's way too fucking much ya drongo!

Look... see that fingernail on your little finger? Small, innit? That's how much you would use on a piece of toast. No more. You wouldn't spread wasabi like penis butter and Vaginamite is no different.

Unless you live in Californica, then...

...you deserve everything you get.

A final note; see how much he's left behind in those two jars? That's enough to spread over a loaf's worth of toast. You start spreading it like any conventional breakfast spread and even your tastebuds are going to start calling you a fuckwit.

Our famous spread now is smash an avo (avocado) on toast...

Yeah, I'd heard Australia had morphed into a load of socialist soytards, I'm not surprised you lot would be gobbing down Seppo Californica fare. Barfofuckingrama, have you copycatted their bacon flavoured icecream as well?

[caskur]

I can eat it thick but understand novice reactions.

Most kids hate beer, spirits, black coffee, and chillies. You wouldn't expect them to swallow a Carolina Reaper or double expresso.

Because you not Australian you might not know mother's put Vegemite on babies dummies... We start them young in Australia....lol

Didn't your Aussie kids get Vegemite on their dummies?

[caskur]

You know I have never eaten battered onion rings.... Or deep fried water melon...

I like regular food and I love Thai food and Vietnamese food.

I am using Kurt's phone because he has wayyyyy more gigs that me but I don't know my way around it so bare with me?

[DKG]

You know I have never eaten battered onion rings.... Or deep fried water melon...

I like regular food and I love Thai food and Vietnamese food.

I am using Kurt's phone because he has wayyyyy more gigs that me but I don't know my way around it so bare with me?

Onion rings are a appy staple in North America.

[Reggie Essent]

Vegemite needs to spread extremely thinly on real buttered toast... think lightly dusted.

Then a thick layer of mashed avocado over top. Slathering the Vegemite on like a P&B sounds like a horror show.

Vegemite on toast with cheese is quite good too.

I spent considerable amounts of my childhood around Philly and Jersey. Birthplace of the modern pizza.

I'll leave the fungus eating to the Aussies, thanks.

And east coast pizza sucks.  You want good pizza, you do like they say in that old Zeppelin song:  "Go to Chicago ..."

[Reggie Essent]

I'm not fucking surprised, that's way too fucking much ya drongo!

Look... see that fingernail on your little finger? Small, innit? That's how much you would use on a piece of toast. No more. You wouldn't spread wasabi like penis butter and Vaginamite is no different.

Now ya tell me?  I still ain't trying it again.  That shit is a class one biological weapon.

[DKG]

I'll leave the fungus eating to the Aussies, thanks.

And east coast pizza sucks.  You want good pizza, you do like they say in that old Zeppelin song:  "Go to Chicago ..."

Most pizzerias cannot get good Chicago style pizza right.

[Frood]

I'll leave the fungus eating to the Aussies, thanks.

And east coast pizza sucks.  You want good pizza, you do like they say in that old Zeppelin song:  "Go to Chicago ..."

Eat eaten pizzas from everywhere. Chicago is better than NY but Philly is the best. They all shit over west coast though.