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More about a whales butthole than you ever wanted to know.

Started by Whale Porn Commentator, August 30, 2023, 11:39:29 PM

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Citizens of the Cashew Gather and Behold!

The written nuggets of pure joy for those of you with higher than average standards and a rather exclusive & discriminating taste for mature and healthy discussion.

Yes friends, in lieu of healthy political debate and/or any commentary related to current events or world affairs, I give you the intellectually enriching conversationalist talent resident at Buffalo Festivals dot net at this very moment.


The Lord says "seek and ye shall find" and in doing so you will discover Murdy the Marshellow
Ogre, enthralling the excitable amoeba like weeg with stunning tales of adventure!

Story upon stimulating story which involve nothing less than human feces, exit wounds and the time buckwheat was spotted attempting to exit her asshole head first before being decapitated with a weed whacker.

And should such masterstrokes of literacy genius fail to satisfy your intellectual palette we have The Hunger Hippo, a.k.a tPOTF,reminding all true believers that the Hippopotamus amphibious is a naturally hairless species of mammal. In other words, her asshole may be deep, offensive in every way imaginable and untouched by soap, water or tissue products in decades but it is certainly not hairy.

And that is to be celebrated, friends.
 








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Herman

Quote from: Whale Porn Commentator on August 30, 2023, 11:39:29 PMCitizens of the Cashew Gather and Behold!

The written nuggets of pure joy for those of you with higher than average standards and a rather exclusive & discriminating taste for mature and healthy discussion.

Yes friends, in lieu of healthy political debate and/or any commentary related to current events or world affairs, I give you the intellectually enriching conversationalist talent resident at Buffalo Festivals dot net at this very moment.


The Lord says "seek and ye shall find" and in doing so you will discover Murdy the Marshellow
Ogre, enthralling the excitable amoeba like weeg with stunning tales of adventure!

Story upon stimulating story which involve nothing less than human feces, exit wounds and the time buckwheat was spotted attempting to exit her asshole head first before being decapitated with a weed whacker.

And should such masterstrokes of literacy genius fail to satisfy your intellectual palette we have The Hunger Hippo, a.k.a tPOTF,reminding all true believers that the Hippopotamus amphibious is a naturally hairless species of mammal. In other words, her asshole may be deep, offensive in every way imaginable and untouched by soap, water or tissue products in decades but it is certainly not hairy.

And that is to be celebrated, friends.
 









Ya, we are missing a lot.
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Lokmar

That slug MIGHT have been worth a fuck 20 years ago, but she's like a half melted ice cream cone now.
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Biggie Smiles

I'm wishing I never clicked on this thread

especially the screen shots

gross as all fuck

Trump’s Niece

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Oerdin

She could be a star on the right TV show.  Something like "My 600lb life" sounds about up her alley.
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Frood

Quote from: Oerdin on August 31, 2023, 09:36:26 PMShe could be a star on the right TV show.  Something like "My 600lb life" sounds about up her alley.

Fat Oak may have already trademarked or copyrighted that title...

 :dontknow:

Just sayin...
Blahhhhhh...

Adolf Oliver Bush

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 31, 2023, 02:59:21 PMA Brazilian? Like that fat fuck could find her coochie :crampe:
Jaws of life could probably expose her munted minge of Mordor.
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Frood

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Blahhhhhh...

Adolf Oliver Bush

The same. I can't begin to wonder at the pungent aroma of onyx coloured gunt-wax that likely oozes down her blotchy thighs on a hot summer's day.
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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

Frood

The mestizo mountain muffin top along with razorback'd dick-hole and face eating pubes should have surely stopped most males from tapping that primordial wet spot.



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Biggie Smiles

Think ' what if Chris Farley's body turned into a giant cotton ball but retained his facial features and receding hairline' and you have Murdy.

Gross

Dove

Quote from: Frood on September 01, 2023, 05:20:09 AMThe mestizo mountain muffin top along with razorback'd dick-hole and face eating pubes should have surely stopped most males from tapping that primordial wet spot.





And you see how offended they get if I start talking about sex?

You think it's because with me there is a decent chance it's true? LoL
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Shen Li

How desperate would a man have to be to fuck Murdock the white whale.


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