More about a whales butthole than you ever wanted to know.

[Biggie Smiles]

Ask Biggie -lmfaoo          Sorry Biggie.. I couldn't resist :D haha

             

[Frood]

How desperate would a man have to be to fuck Murdock the white whale.

 

I've never been THAT high or drunk...

[Lokmar]

I've never been THAT high or drunk...

I have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"

[Frood]

I have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"

I been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.

Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.

She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.

I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...

...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..

I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.

And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.

April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.

April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...

She was a great copsucker.

[Herman]

We have all been with coyote ugly gals.

[Dove]

I have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"

 "I myself right now" 

 I hear that one lol.

[Dove]

I been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.

Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.

She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.

I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...

...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..

I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.

And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.

April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.

April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...

She was a great copsucker.

 I love doing it as well, however I view it as a submissive act and as such I've only done it to a few. 

 Not that I have some high body count. By today's standards at my age I dont but with oral sex my "count" is even lower.  But when I'm with someone I'll do it for...I'm totally into it.  I'm not a prude about it at all.

 My boyfriend was amazed that I don't watch porn or sexual content in shows or movies. He doesn't watch porn either....thank fuck.

[Biggie Smiles]

that guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone

[Lokmar]

that guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone

He actally doesnt even have TDS. He's #PISSED! that he cant get a mushroom stamp from Trump!

[DKG]

He actally doesnt even have TDS. He's #PISSED! that he cant get a mushroom stamp from Trump!

Is that it.

[Lokmar]

Is that it.

Most likely. He's a thirsty bitch and gets pissy when he dont get his way. I heard most of them dudes in the Gavy let Aidsman suk em off just to shut him up!

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

that guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone

Probably sucks more cop too.