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Lokmar

Quote from: Frood on September 10, 2023, 11:58:26 PM:dontknow:

I've never been THAT high or drunk...

I have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"
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Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2023, 12:21:52 AMI have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"

I been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.

Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.

She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.

I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...

...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..

I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.

And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.

April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.

April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...

She was a great copsucker.
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Quote from: Lokmar on September 11, 2023, 12:21:52 AMI have. Stiff prick aint got no conscience!!!!

Ugly girl asks: "will you hate yourself in the morning?"

"Bitch, I hate myself right fukin NOW!!!!"

 "I myself right now"  :crampe:

 I hear that one lol.
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

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Quote from: Frood on September 11, 2023, 12:47:21 AMI been there... but they had something physically pleasing about them still.

Like one time... at a mate's and missus's house. They introduce me to their friend of last few years.

She's 42, I'm 28, she overly voluptuous, me strapping young lad... but she had the biggest set of "high beam tits" I've ever seen on any woman before or now.

I just craved to see them unleashed... even as a curiosity or notch on the ol belt...

...so after they prepared a bed for her in the middle of their white berber carpeted lounge, April and I continued drinking copious amounts of RED wine, then she winked, held the covers up, and I rode her mouth... while we caused many of thousands of dollars of carpet stains..

I won't tell the rest of the story, but suffice to say... a couple months later in a FwB's situation, things got REALLY HEAVY, and I swore off ALL fat chicks... no matter how high standing and super big those tits could be and were.

And her mouth... ohhh.. ahh.. best blowies on earth. She sucked and swallowed at the same time....like a well oiled pump with a happy face sticker on it... looking up at you... your balls on her inverted face.

April would have put Linda Lovelace to shame...namely, because April loved it and wasn't an act.

April's dad was a retired and long deceased cop of some notoriety...so...

She was a great copsucker.

 I love doing it as well, however I view it as a submissive act and as such I've only done it to a few. 

 Not that I have some high body count. By today's standards at my age I dont but with oral sex my "count" is even lower.  But when I'm with someone I'll do it for...I'm totally into it.  I'm not a prude about it at all.

 My boyfriend was amazed that I don't watch porn or sexual content in shows or movies. He doesn't watch porn either....thank fuck.
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 13, 2023, 11:38:03 AMthat guy admin from BF sucks more cock than anyone

He actally doesnt even have TDS. He's #PISSED! that he cant get a mushroom stamp from Trump!

DKG


Lokmar

Quote from: DKG on September 13, 2023, 12:51:40 PMIs that it.

Most likely. He's a thirsty bitch and gets pissy when he dont get his way. I heard most of them dudes in the Gavy let Aidsman suk em off just to shut him up!

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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

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