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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

Apologies to Biggie Smiles

Started by Blausdag, September 19, 2023, 09:38:45 PM

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Dove

 So like.....why is this guy psycho?

 What happened to him?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

Quote from: Dove on September 20, 2023, 09:14:24 PMSo like.....why is this guy psycho?

 What happened to him?

He was the only child at Catholic school the priests refused to touch up...
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on September 20, 2023, 09:14:24 PMSo like.....why is this guy psycho?

 What happened to him?

I think he got big mad over something I said
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Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 07:03:00 PMGuise guise?

If you please?

This is my trophy stalk thread which is complete with erratic voicemails and threats of calling my employer to tell them that someone named Biggie Smiles works for them

not the dead rapper

if you could take your infighting elsewhere please?

that means you too baby doll, avatar_Dove

you know I love you, but this is MY moment
The piece of shit owner threatened to call your employer. Man, I wanna punch out that faggot.
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Herman

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 20, 2023, 06:20:16 PMI still can't believe that dude actually called Joo.
Who did? The piece of shit owner of BF? What the hell did he do that for? What did Biggie Smile say to him?

Frood

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Biggie Smiles

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Herman


Frood

BF's face has cock sucker written all over it..

Maybe BF is Admin too...
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 10:20:57 PMDid he call you too? When did he call Biggie Smiles?

He got Biggies voice mail early Saturday morning.
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 10:20:57 PMDid he call you too? When did he call Biggie Smiles?

Saturday morning at 7:34 am

unacceptable!

what normal human being is up at that ungodly hour of the morning on a Saturday?

I'm pretty sure I was pissed and passed out drunk the night before drinking with the ole lady by the Olympic size swimming pool

did I mention I have an Olympic size swimming pool?

I certainly cannot miss the opportunity with Admong lurking about.  it always thrills him into a near death experience whenever I share that with the friends - so of course, I make it my business to mention it. not for me, but for him.

He's special like that

anyway, yeah, I was fucking sloppy dumb fucking drunk and I think I woke up around 11:00am, checked my voicemail to hear the maniacal rantings of some subhuman wombat who looks like he has a wide array of soap and water allergies and serious aversions to anything containing fluoride. 
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on September 20, 2023, 10:28:25 PMAnd what could that be?!  :crampe:

I dunno

I'm such a nice and reasonable guy

Meek, even.

salt of the earth - all the things you would come to expect from Baby Jesus himself.
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Biggie Smiles

Lemme stop

smoke is coming out of his nostrils right now.

Fogging up our glass

looks like someone fucking in a parked car out there.


Hey Bee, may I call you bee? You know, without you getting highly upset enough to phone my employer?

why dont you use that E.T looking finger of yours to scribble your name on the glass you just fogged?

Graffiti yo -- be a menace !
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Herman

Quote from: Frood on September 20, 2023, 10:27:32 PMBF's face has cock sucker written all over it..

Maybe BF is Admin too...
They look like sisters.
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