Fuck you, Lily.

[Dove]

she was punching up with the stinky cab driver too

that's why he still charged her for the ride afterwards

that's just cold and embarrassing

 Right?!   

[Biggie Smiles]

Hahahaha!!!

 Biggie doesn't need hair plugs! He isn't even balding. And no men been hair plugs ...they look terrible. Men CAN bald and still be attractive AF.

 Murds hairline is receding worse than anyone's.

a receding and thinning hairline on a 40 year old woman is a hell of a lot worse than thining hair on a 50+ year old dude

FACT


someone's liver is really giving them the middle finger 

[Biggie Smiles]

Remember that picture of Moodock where she looked like a bloated Bernie Sanders in front of an amusement park and she tried to claim she was that ugly because of an all day hike?

Bitch Quasimodo could walk from Argentina to the north pole and back and wouldn't look that fucking nasty

[Dove]

a receding and thinning hairline on a 40 year old woman is a hell of a lot worse than thining hair on a 50+ year old dude

FACT


someone's liver is really giving them the middle finger 

 SO much worse

 Most of the time you men think "omg I'm balding it's over for me!!" Yeah no. Still sexy.

 Not on a woman though!

[Biggie Smiles]

SO much worse

 Most of the time you men think "omg I'm balding it's over for me!!" Yeah no. Still sexy.

 Not on a woman though!

neither one of those two cows was ever sexy

At 50+ I could care less if my hair is thinning

But looking like a balding Chris Farley at 40 when you're a woman?  Ouch

[Dove]

I have been listening to my man bitch about how he is balding since he was like 20.

I just smile and rub his head.

Then he starts talking about how he is sure to be arrested for woman knapping one day while out in public with me because there is no way anyone would believe he could pull such a hottie as myself. ...so I must be a hostage. 

Bet Murd NEVER hears things like that! 

[Dove]

 He is a 45 year old man, though. So he CAN get away with thinning hair.

 A 45 year old woman? Not so much!

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey murd lemme run my fingers through your scalp

[Dove]

Hey murd lemme run my fingers through your scalp

 She's gonna show up at your house again 

[Biggie Smiles]

Jesus. The pig is still here licking the windows

Isn't there a role for the next Jabba the Hutt you could be casting for you angry loathsome slob?

[caskur]

I know what it is. We did this way back as far as CO where it started lol

 I say "Nikka jizz" just to keep it clean for the board. 

we have a $650 doll called Nikita Sitting... she is 1 of 3500 made by Jan McLean. She is a black doll. A collectable.

[Biggie Smiles]

we have a $650 doll called Nikita Sitting... she is 1 of 3500 made by Jan McLean. She is a black doll. A collectable.

The Pig has a doll too. It's inflatable and she commonly refers to it as "my partner"

[Herman]

The Pig has a doll too. It's inflatable and she commonly refers to it as "my partner"

Old Joe used to have one of them. He deflated it when he hooked up with Thiel.

[Biggie Smiles]

Old Joe used to have one of them. He deflated it when he hooked up with Thiel.

Pig flatted hers too trying to do the reverse cow ghoul on it.

Disgusting

[Dove]

we have a $650 doll called Nikita Sitting... she is 1 of 3500 made by Jan McLean. She is a black doll. A collectable.

 Gonna E Bay that or keep it?

 Are you a doll collector? My aunt was.