Morons

[Biggie Smiles]

If she doesn't stop drinking her life will end in her 50s. FLEA and I know plenty of women from MSN who died early and the common denominator was they drank.

 Some people can't do certain things in moderation. Drinkers can't drink in moderation.

A woman going bald in her early 40's is a tell tale sign of some serious liver damage

couldn't happen to a nicer person though.

[Shen Li]

A woman going bald in her early 40's is a tell tale sign of some serious liver damage

couldn't happen to a nicer person though.

She brought it on herself.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

She brought it on herself.

And she is the one who gets to un-fuck it herself. If she cares to. Noone else can do it for her.

A lot of people are incapable of recognizing this, much less realizing it in practice.

[DKG]

Is Murdock actually losing her hair. I am not judging. My hair has been thinning for years.

[Erica Mena]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This is not far from what she looked like when I picked her up at the airport during her surprise visit to NYC.

As she lumbered her way over to my Audi A6 like some giant snail covered in elmers glue, all out of breath and sweating full tsunamis despite it being 58 degrees at the time, I remembered thinking to myself "Is this thing still under manufacturer warranty?"

which was of little value anyway as I'm quite certain she exceeded the weight limit of the vehicle by at least 50 pounds 

Murdock, the truest of testaments to quality German engineering when it comes to suspension. Seriously

[caskur]

Is Murdock actually losing her hair. I am not judging. My hair has been thinning for years.

1/3 of females suffer male pattern baldness... Not usually as bad as men but still bad enough.

[Biggie Smiles]

Did I mention her armpits were quite hairy?

Like, it looked like she had a tumbleweed in a headlock

Serious. No bullshit

[Shen Li]

This is not far from what she looked like when I picked her up at the airport during her surprise visit to NYC.

As she lumbered her way over to my Audi A6 like some giant snail covered in elmers glue, all out of breath and sweating full tsunamis despite it being 58 degrees at the time, I remembered thinking to myself "Is this thing still under manufacturer warranty?"

which was of little value anyway as I'm quite certain she exceeded the weight limit of the vehicle by at least 50 pounds 

Murdock, the truest of testaments to quality German engineering when it comes to suspension. Seriously

That is how I see Mergecock.

[Biggie Smiles]

That is how I see Mergecock.

That is because you see reality

Serious.  That's a big girl right there. 

[Shen Li]

That is because you see reality

Serious.  That's a big girl right there. 

She is an unhinged white whale.