SO what's the deal with this nationwide emergency test they are doing today?

[Biggie Smiles]

Thoughts? Opinions on what this bullshit is all about?

[Garraty_47]

It's the culmination of the Illuminati's plan of creating a 5G system for mind control of a population and the signal is going to turn everyone into zombies. It's also going to activate the dormant microchips that were implanted into everyone who got a mRNA vaccine in order to (checks notes) also turn them into zombies.

That's what people are saying on teh internets, anyway. Full-on 'World War Z' type situation.

It's probably unjustified hysteria but just in case I scooped out my brain and hid it in an undisclosed location to keep it away from hungry zombies. I ain't gonna be no shambler's happy meal, no sirree.

[Frood]

Most people are already zombies...

I don't see the point.

[Biggie Smiles]

It's the culmination of the Illuminati's plan of creating a 5G system for mind control of a population and the signal is going to turn everyone into zombies. It's also going to activate the dormant microchips that were implanted into everyone who got a mRNA vaccine in order to (checks notes) also turn them into zombies.

That's what people are saying on teh internets, anyway. Full-on 'World War Z' type situation.

It's probably unjustified hysteria but just in case I scooped out my brain and hid it in an undisclosed location to keep it away from hungry zombies. I ain't gonna be no shambler's happy meal, no sirree.

Democrat modern lefttards are not worried at all at the prospect of zombies that are hungry for brains.

food shortage in that camp

see Fat Lily and Seamajor for details

[caskur]

let's not see Sea and hungry Hippo for any info.

The least we see Trumps name dropped, the better.

[Frood]

Trump 2024!

And for Speaker...

[Frood]

Blazor, Biggie, DSM, and I are all purebloods.

AMC is going to pay us millions in a reality show

[Garraty_47]

One annoying thing:

Phone alerts and there's a message with the "emergency test" boilerplate that also has a link at the bottom which says simply:

"View"

Huh. I don't think so. Not for a fuckin' test.
Only there's no way to dismiss that message.

So I power down my phone then turn it back on.
A minute (maybe less) later, it gets the alert again.
Fuck!
I power the phone down again and leave it for a while.
Turn it back on and everything seems to be normal, finally.

Go outside for a cig and when I come back... the fuckin' alert is there again.

Phone's powered down *again* and I'm still debating how long to leave it that way this time.

What kind of jackassassery is this?

[caskur]

One annoying thing:

Phone alerts and there's a message with the "emergency test" boilerplate that also has a link at the bottom which says simply:

"View"

Huh. I don't think so. Not for a fuckin' test.
Only there's no way to dismiss that message.

So I power down my phone then turn it back on.
A minute (maybe less) later, it gets the alert again.
Fuck!
I power the phone down again and leave it for a while.
Turn it back on and everything seems to be normal, finally.

Go outside for a cig and when I come back... the fuckin' alert is there again.

Phone's powered down *again* and I'm still debating how long to leave it that way this time.

What kind of jackassassery is this?

do the  test... half way through, quit the test.

[Frood]

One annoying thing:

Phone alerts and there's a message with the "emergency test" boilerplate that also has a link at the bottom which says simply:

"View"

Huh. I don't think so. Not for a fuckin' test.
Only there's no way to dismiss that message.

So I power down my phone then turn it back on.
A minute (maybe less) later, it gets the alert again.
Fuck!
I power the phone down again and leave it for a while.
Turn it back on and everything seems to be normal, finally.

Go outside for a cig and when I come back... the fuckin' alert is there again.

Phone's powered down *again* and I'm still debating how long to leave it that way this time.

What kind of jackassassery is this?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=get+rid+of+emergency+text&ia=web

[Dove]

 That happened to us today as well.

[Garraty_47]

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=get+rid+of+emergency+text&ia=web

Appreciated but that last time I must have waited long enough 'cuz when I powered the phone back on the alert was nowhere to be seen and hasn't returned since.

[DKG]

Blazor, Biggie, DSM, and I are all purebloods.

AMC is going to pay us millions in a reality show

I was never vaccinated either.

[Oliver the Second]

It was probably a test for the 'kill switch' the president will use to shut down all communications when (insert favorite theory here) happens.