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Why is this bitch so obsessed with Biggie?

Started by RAVEN, October 05, 2023, 04:36:12 PM

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Quote from: Raven on October 05, 2023, 04:36:12 PMAnyone? 



 I dated Biggie in real life. I had zero issues establishing intimacy with him and he had no issue finding my clitorus whatsoever.

 Now that could be because he was actually into me and wanted to be intimate with me and the fact that no one has to dig through 60 layers of fupa to find my happy buttons....but who knows?

 Murd cannot accept the man was just never into her like that. Its embarrassing to watch.

 And I realize most people who know Biggie and I know this.....but I was definitely NOT married when I dated Biggie. Didn't even know my ex yet.  Just thought I'd clarify that one. Lulz.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Raven on October 05, 2023, 05:04:40 PMI looked in about a week ago and she used the word Joo in every sentence for like 15 posts.. finally, Rancid asked the same question I did

lmaoo!


 She's obsessed.
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Dove

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 05, 2023, 06:54:11 PMI don't recall; did he go by 'Fatz' or something like that at TV or am I thinking of someone else?

 No. Fatz doesn't do forums anymore

 Rancid has always been Rancid
 
 He is awesome  :drunk2:
 
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Biggie Smiles

I still laugh every time I think about the sweaty Paki cab driver banging her in the back seat of his cab

aside from the fact that I wonder how something like that is even physically possible given the overwhelming generosity her LEGIONS of fat cells provide -- it's just hysterical that he ended up still charging her afterwards

Like bitch, pay me, that Puss wasn't good and I was doing YOU The favor  :crampe:

A Paki cabby who probably hadn't bathed in months and hasn't enjoyed a full tooth in his mouth since he was a boy did that.

Perspective yo.
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Dove

I remember once she was yammering to me about Biggie and she was describing another man.  Not the Biggie I had and have. A distant and testi Biggie.

An emotionally unavailable one who never connected.

While I admit Biggie indeed had moments where he was emotionally unavailable....it wasn't deal breaker territory for me. Not everyone is hyper emotional.

This is a man who recognizes that and makes an active effort to connect. He wanted 30 minutes alone time with me away from kids everyday when he got home from work. Nonsexual 30 minutes.

Just for the purpose of....establishing emotional and mental intimacy

Murd! Get a grip! He just wasn't into you like that!

Ever heard the saying "If he wants to, he will"?
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 08:49:32 PMI remember once she was yammering to me about Biggie and she was describing another man.  Not the Biggie I had and have. A distant and testi Biggie.

An emotionally unavailable one who never connected.

While I admit Biggie indeed had moments where he was emotionally unavailable....it wasn't deal breaker territory for me. Not everyone is hyper emotional.

This is a man who recognizes that and makes an active effort to connect. He wanted 30 minutes alone time with me away from kids everyday when he got home from work. Nonsexual 30 minutes.

Just for the purpose of....establishing emotional and mental intimacy

Murd! Get a grip! He just wasn't into you like that!

Ever heard the saying "If he wants to, he will"?

Aside from the one night skanks on one night stands there are only TWO women I've been intimate with that can say I didn't eat their pussy like a workhorse

Murdy is one of those two women

ouch.
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 05, 2023, 08:52:19 PMAside from the one night skanks on one night stands there are only TWO women I've been intimate with that can say I didn't eat their pussy like a workhorse

Murdy is one of those two women

ouch.



You know a bish is nasty if she ain't shaved. Especially if you're going to get dick. Fucking gross stank
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Dove

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 05, 2023, 08:52:19 PMAside from the one night skanks on one night stands there are only TWO women I've been intimate with that can say I didn't eat their pussy like a workhorse

Murdy is one of those two women

ouch.

She pressured you into sex.

You were my actual only intimate partner for two years. I've been with you way more than once. Probably hundreds of times. I wasn't counting. We did it a lot though.

Does she just block that out entirely now?

I've never came running to the forum everytime (or anytime) we had sex to discuss it in details with other posters.

Why she so stuck on you? You had the audacity to have a girlfriend you didn't want to PM cheat on and she needed the validation of cyber sexing everyone?!
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 05, 2023, 09:06:50 PMYou know a bish is nasty if she ain't shaved. Especially if you're going to get dick. Fucking gross stank

 Right?!
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Dove on October 05, 2023, 08:35:24 PMNo. Fatz doesn't do forums anymore

 Rancid has always been Rancid
 
 He is awesome  :drunk2:

I wasn't really at TV that long, especially compared to most of you.
I'm probably always going to get things from TV mixed up if I remember them at all.

 :sad:

Lokmar

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Biggie Smiles

who has the anti fungus spray?

the window licking mutants are out in full force
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caskur

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 05, 2023, 06:54:11 PMI don't recall; did he go by 'Fatz' or something like that at TV or am I thinking of someone else?

FATS WAS a nice man.
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Frood

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 05, 2023, 08:52:19 PMAside from the one night skanks on one night stands there are only TWO women I've been intimate with that can say I didn't eat their pussy like a workhorse

Murdy is one of those two women

ouch.

I'd lob off my genitals then use a long flat head screwdriver to dig out the remaining reproductive functionality through the gaping wounds if I woke up next to Murdy one morning.

She and I could compare our holes...

I bet you they'd be nearly indistinguishable..
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Blahhhhhh...

Adolf Oliver Bush

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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles

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