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Why is this bitch so obsessed with Biggie?

Started by RAVEN, October 05, 2023, 04:36:12 PM

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reaps the honest

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 07, 2023, 02:56:36 PMOne out of three is... about what I'd expect from a Limey with more fashion sense than the common kind.

I've missed you. LoL
Stop going away so much dammit.

I'm always about on here dude but this place is more of a discussion/politic place and I'm not really in to politics on forums. So I just make the odd post here and there.
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Garraty_47

Quote from: reaps the honest on October 07, 2023, 03:49:03 PMI'm always about on here dude but this place is more of a discussion/politic place and I'm not really in to politics on forums. So I just make the odd post here and there.

Understood.
Even I can't be constantly posting about serious things.
That would be exhausting.

Well, any time you start thinking you're hard enough you know where to find me.

Wait- that just looks wrong...
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Shen Li

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 07, 2023, 04:16:01 PMUnderstood.
Even I can't be constantly posting about serious things.
That would be exhausting.

Well, any time you start thinking you're hard enough you know where to find me.

Wait- that just looks wrong...
I used to be into the big topics of the day. Not anymore though.
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Dove

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 07, 2023, 01:37:39 PMShe used to get slobbering drunk on that cheap vodka I wouldn't rub on a wound let alone consume and text me 100s of times asking me why I wouldn't give her a chance to be the woman I always needed

I'd just turn off my phone and pretend the phone compamy was messing up again

 Oh yeah Big she knew exactly what kind of woman you needed and who was good for your family and everything.

 And it wasn't me....of course. Go figure lol.
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My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on October 07, 2023, 05:08:04 PMOh yeah Big she knew exactly what kind of woman you needed and who was good for your family and everything.

 And it wasn't me....of course. Go figure lol.

She was like "but, Chaos I can be every woman for you"

and I was like yeah, technically that's true, but it's only of benefit being true in the figurative sense

When you literally look like you ate all 5 billion women on the planet with room in your stomach for a cruise ship or two we got a problem

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Dove

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 07, 2023, 07:18:26 PMShe was like "but, Chaos I can be every woman for you"

and I was like yeah, technically that's true, but it's only of benefit being true in the figurative sense

When you literally look like you ate all 5 billion women on the planet with room in your stomach for a cruise ship or two we got a problem



 I want you imagine she's a man taking this song and dance to a woman.

 Dark as fuck, isn't it?

 "I KNOW what you need! Trust me. I know best" 

 No wonder her relationships are bigger train wrecks than any of mine. At least I'm humble and sexy and funny.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on October 07, 2023, 07:22:01 PMI want you imagine she's a man taking this song and dance to a woman.

 Dark as fuck, isn't it?

 "I KNOW what you need! Trust me. I know best" 

 No wonder her relationships are bigger train wrecks than any of mine. At least I'm humble and sexy and funny.

I think they made a movie about Murdy's desperate advances

Here's one popular scene

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Frood

Quote from: Shen Li on October 07, 2023, 05:05:03 PMI used to be into the big topics of the day. Not anymore though.

There's KFC to be eaten...

Kentucky Fried Cat
Blahhhhhh...

Trump’s Niece

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 07, 2023, 07:25:12 PMI think they made a movie about Murdy's desperate advances

Here's one popular scene





avatar_Frood you know what to do with this  :crampe:
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DKG

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Adolf Oliver Bush

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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles


Adolf Oliver Bush

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Her fucking fupa looked like a pair of ass cheeks... like someone naked ran into her head first and got stuck. She was like "come eat me out" and I was like "nah I think I'll go snort some anthrax and light myself on fire instead"

 - Biggie Smiles



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