Man loses Majority of Savings through online dating

[Reggie Essent]

I think Joe and Thiel would make a cute couple.  It could be like a Canadian Love Story and they could make a Canadian Love Story movie out of it that only Canadians would watch.

[Reggie Essent]

 

[Herman]

I think Joe and Thiel would make a cute couple.  It could be like a Canadian Love Story and they could make a Canadian Love Story movie out of it that only Canadians would watch.

The Blue Brokeback Cashew Mountain.

[JOE]

I think Joe and Thiel would make a cute couple.  It could be like a Canadian Love Story and they could make a Canadian Love Story movie out of it that only Canadians would watch.

Except I'm a Homophobe, Reggie.

I'm a liberal, but 1970s style, when it wasn't considered a sin for men to actually be interested in women.

I agree with ya'll that certain factions of the left are rather extreme & are closer to being more like (social) Marxists than liberals.

Those kinda people used to be on the fringe of every political party. And now they control the social agenda.

Sure, there might be room for tolerating those who are different, but they shouldn't control us.

Another thing too - a real liberal won't or shouldn't condemn or shut down opposing POV just because that person doesn't agree with them. ie - certain speakers being banned from college campuses because certain academics don't agree with them.

[Herman]

Joe, take your ass poundings from old Thiel and you won't have to worry anymore that you didn't save when you were young.

[Reggie Essent]

Except I'm a Homophobe, Reggie.

Yeah, I like broads too, Joe, but Thiel sounds like a real nice guy and he seems to like you in spite of your quirks and Canadian weirdness.  And according to pretty much everybody you ain't been all that lucky with the ladies, Joe, so maybe you should try out for the other team.  Ya never know. 
 

[JOE]

Yeah, I like broads too, Joe, but Thiel sounds like a real nice guy and he seems to like you in spite of your quirks and Canadian weirdness.  And according to pretty much everybody you ain't been all that lucky with the ladies, Joe, so maybe you should try out for the other team.  Ya never know. 
 

well, if you like Thiel so much, why don't you date him?

That way you can experience the thrill of having an 'extramarital affair' Reggie.

[Herman]

Yeah, I like broads too, Joe, but Thiel sounds like a real nice guy and he seems to like you in spite of your quirks and Canadian weirdness.  And according to pretty much everybody you ain't been all that lucky with the ladies, Joe, so maybe you should try out for the other team.  Ya never know. 
 

What is that old saying, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Joe has been waiting for seventy years for gals with no luck. He has a sure thing with Thiel.

[Reggie Essent]

well, if you like Thiel so much, why don't you date him?

That way you can experience the thrill of having an 'extramarital affair' Reggie.

Don't be silly Joe.  I'm not a homophobe or anything, I just like the ladies too much.  And we're talking about you, Joe.  I think if Thiel was willing, which it seems he is, you could build a tiny home at the end of his driveway and live there for free.

Well, except for the ass poundings, but that's still cheaper than a tiny condo in Vancouver.

[Herman]

Don't be silly Joe.  I'm not a homophobe or anything, I just like the ladies too much.  And we're talking about you, Joe.  I think if Thiel was willing, which it seems he is, you could build a tiny home at the end of his driveway and live there for free.

Well, except for the ass poundings, but that's still cheaper than a tiny condo in Vancouver.

If old Joe plays his cards right, he could be a kept man courtesy of Thiel.

[TheProwler]

Your middle-aged wives like you bald & paunchy, because then they 'own' or can control you, Prowler.

Most of my married friends, particularly with children, end up looking like Homer Simpson:



...and the wives like it like that because then their men can't run astray, Prowler.

I actually overheard one woman at work once who was overjoyed that her man was losing his hair.

Does saying stupid shit like that actually help ease your pain?

Joe, no woman would ever date you, much less marry you.

[TheProwler]

Don't be silly Joe.  I'm not a homophobe or anything, I just like the ladies too much.  And we're talking about you, Joe.  I think if Thiel was willing, which it seems he is, you could build a tiny home at the end of his driveway and live there for free.

Well, except for the ass poundings, but that's still cheaper than a tiny condo in Vancouver.

Fuck, this sounds like Senile Joe might finally be able to get his shit together by getting his shitter pounded.

Do it Joe.  You will finally have that comfortable life that you have been dreaming of.  Well, comfortable except when you are taking it deep up your ass.

[Thiel]

Like Biggie Smiles, I'm rather (extremely) homophobic.

I consider homosexuality to be a weakness.

and any straight man who gives in to it or allows himself to be violated, has basically sold his soul.

I'm of the old school that only man and woman should have sexual relations. In that regard, I think hard core Catholics are right.

sorry if that offends you Thiel.

Biggie has relationships with women and you don't.

You are just shy about being with a conservative libertarian guy.

[Brent]

Aren't most old gay men well off?

I see Joe living in some slummy tiny studio apartment with a stained mattress on the floor. He probably eats peanut butter on crackers every night over the sink.

I think there are good reasons why Joe hasn't found a man yet.

[Dove]

Man, that really hurts, Senile Joe.

Funny story.  Last night...like, Saturday...about 24 hours ago....I was talking with a friend's wife...we were at another friend's birthday party...great time...a lot of cool people...I showed off my dancing moves and for some reason it made people laugh...anyways, I was talking to my friend, Dan's, wife...Dan is bald...balder than me....the topic of baldness came up....she said if she had a choice, she would still want Dan to be bald because that is how he has always been since she knew him...she asked if I would prefer to have hair and I said "Yes"...Dan was listening and chimed in and asked "If you could buy a permanent solution, have real hair, never have it fall out....one time fee....how much would you pay?"  I pondered it and thought $2000 would be the limit.

That is a pretty accurate estimate.  That is what it would be worth to me.

So, I guess expressed in monetary terms, I have a "$2000 Problem".


Seems pretty minor compared to your problems, eh Senile JOEJ?

 Nah stay bald. Men really think this is a bigger problem than it is. I know us women have our insecurities over things men dont care about....baldness is like that for men.

 Many men look sexy with baldness.