I swear to God...

[Biggie Smiles]

Thats what I tell my older kids and mom...the fucking pizza sux bawlz. I wonder if its because all grocery stores are Publix?

I just recently found a spot that is halfway decent


Jesus these old people love them some Publix -- which baffles me because they are so much more expensive than anywhere else

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

I've never had delivery for ANY food since back in the 90's when I got pizza delivered sometimes. I'd sooner eat broken glass than trust my food to some delivery asshole...hell, I barely trust the cunts making it!

I point blank will not order delivery. I reserve the right to tell the proprietor they got my order wrong by standing at the counter and refusing payment if necessary.

A more reliable way to operate I think. Give a fuck if it's less convenient, at least I'm getting what I'm paying for.

[Lokmar]

I just recently found a spot that is halfway decent


Jesus these old people love them some Publix -- which baffles me because they are so much more expensive than anywhere else

Where is that?

The variety is lacking at Publix. Whenever I come down there, I have to bring 15 rolls of Bob Evans Italian Sausage cause the italian sausage down there is ass. We use Bob Evans in spag sauce.

[Lokmar]

BTW, my mom word salads Publix to "Public"...drives my daughter bat shit crazy!

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

They should open a side hustle in the sex trade.... call it "Pubic".

[Frood]

Is the chinese food at least good?

Down here in florida it's fucking awful -- just like the pizza

West Coast pizza is pretty disgusting too. ..at least it was in the 80's and 90's... shit like pineapple, artichokes, human breast milk cheese on rolled sourdough oats with mounds of sweet basil or some such..

Wheeling, West Virginia wasn't much better in 1990, but at least we got chunks of questionable meat (sliced hotdogs), unflavoured tomato paste, sharp cheddar cheese, on a less than savoury pie crust.

I gagged in both instances...

[Dove]

Is the chinese food at least good?

Down here in florida it's fucking awful -- just like the pizza

 Omg....it's SO good. This place is pricier but it's the best.

[Dove]

I just recently found a spot that is halfway decent


Jesus these old people love them some Publix -- which baffles me because they are so much more expensive than anywhere else

 Hahahaha I loved Publix when I lived in FL. They had this blue berry cheesecake ice cream i was addicted too.

 And as you know i was in that awful relationshit so I needed my ice cream lol.

[Herman]

I live too far away for any delivery. I order in pizza when I am at my boy's place. It is a straight delivery charge.

[Dove]

 My man doordashed Lebanese food last night.

 Would not even tell me what it costs.

 I didn't even tell him what I wanted. I told him to order for me. I love when this guy just kinda tells me what to eat lol.

[Lokmar]

Hahahaha I loved Publix when I lived in FL. They had this blue berry cheesecake ice cream i was addicted too.

 And as you know i was in that awful relationshit so I needed my ice cream lol.

Publix are all grocery stores that are modeled to serve tourists. No surprise really, because Florida is a tourist destination. They're like shopping at a jumbo version of the Bodega you go to for the necessities. Seriously, how the fuck do they not have all the same shit I can get in Springfield, IL?

[Lokmar]

My man doordashed Lebanese food last night.

 Would not even tell me what it costs.

 I didn't even tell him what I wanted. I told him to order for me. I love when this guy just kinda tells me what to eat lol.

I bet he's naked sometimes when he tells you that!

[Dove]

I bet he's naked sometimes when he tells you that!

Maybe! Lol.

[Frood]

Update...

I made the mistake of feeling lazy and ordered in through an app, like I said I would never do again.

Ordered 135 minutes in advance of the chosen delivery time (plenty of time, right?)

Wrong... they were a further hour and ten or so minutes past that.

So I refused delivery.

This is where things get interesting... neither the food delivery service nor the restaurant have currently working phone numbers when you click... then an AI bot tries to give you a 5 dollar voucher and talk over you.

So I typed "I DEMAND A REFUND FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT" and suddenly our text window was deleted... 

These motherfuckers are in for a rude awakening... I'll spend thousands to get back my 30 bucks of late and unaccepted food.

Word to the wise. Australia has perhaps the worst customer service and care framework of most nations in the world.

Because most Aussies enjoy taking it in the arse after they do bottom line calculations.

I'm not Aussie though. This is just sport for me.

You want to see weird animals and poisonous creatures from here? Go to a local zoo. Boycott these motherfuckers if you can. It's a house of cards.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

This is why you don't bother with the delivery services. The driver probably treated it like a bonus meal, the hole in the wall where they cooked the slop already had the promise of your cash... done deal and you'll take whatever they choose to deal you and fucken like it, right?

Have you thought of cancelling the payment process through your bank? I believe it's three to five business days for the transaction to go through, you could always ring your customer service and state flat out that you didn't get the service you paid for. Might tale a little while to get your money back while the fraud squad does their due diligence, but I imagine you would be successful.